Random Thought Thread

[joeb631a]

OMG is that in your house?

worse than snakes on planes

 

[SubmarineGirl]

I don’t mind snakes but not in the house.

 

[joeb631a]

"A man saw a snake being burned to death and decided to take it out of the fire. When he did, the snake bit him. The bite caused excruciating pain, the man dropped the snake, and the reptile fell right back into the fire. The man tried to pull it out again and again the snake bit him.

Someone who was watching approached the man and said: Excuse me, but don't you understand that every time you try to get the snake out of the fire, it's going to bite you? Why are you being stubborn?

The man replied: The nature of the snake is to bite, but that's not gonna change my nature, which is to help.

So, with the help of a metal pole, the man took the snake out of the fire and saved its life.

Do not change your nature simply because someone harms you. Do not lose your essence, only take precautions. Worry more about your conscience than your reputation. Your conscience is what you are, and your reputation is simply what others think of you - and what other people think is not your problem... it's theirs."

Author unknown

Sounded out of Kung Fu Master Po's nephew's Eddie

 

[joeb631a]

Aww...that's just a Garter Snake isn't it? Too small for your kittens, but they eat bugs and mice and other nasties.
Besides, something tells me mama wouldn't let it get the babbies.

• Earthworms, leeches, and grubs
• Frogs and toads
• Tadpoles
• Snails and slugs
• Sowbugs, cucumber beetles, and grasshoppers
• Salamanders and other snakes
• Mice, shrews, and voles

Sounds like the beginnings of a sauce

 

[SubmarineGirl]

witch sauce

 

[NewbOldster]

Sounds like the beginnings of a sauce

Lemme know how it comes out.

I'll take your word for it.

 

[joeb631a]

Lemme know how it comes out.

I'll take your word for it.

needs anchovies

 

[SubmarineGirl]

needs anchovies

Would definitely add to the taste for sure…

 

[NewbOldster]

needs anchovies

*urp

Even...uchuchuchurp...better.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Maybe a little liquid smoke too. I hate everything with that stuff in it…

 

[NewbOldster]

witch sauce

Eye of leech, leg of toad, tail of tadpole...

 

[oldfogey8]

9 months later, there was likely a boom in births among the people in the audience…

 

[oldfogey8]

Random thought of the day:
I HATE SNAKES!!!!!
This thought he was moving in! My dog said nope! She got it killed it all I had to do was remove it to the dumpster.
She is a good girl!

Good girl. Hope she got a treat.

 

[oldfogey8]

https://x.com/thebestfigen/status/1720218440789594603?s=46

 

[SubmarineGirl]

https://x.com/thebestfigen/status/1720218440789594603?s=46

choked on my cider. That’s funny as heck.

 

[oldfogey8]

choked on my cider. That’s funny as heck.

Probably not for her husband/boyfriend in hindsight

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Probably not for her husband/boyfriend in hindsight

But for the rest of us…

 

[joeb631a]

Eye of leech, leg of toad, tail of tadpole...

you dont use knee of an eel anymore?
eye of newt makes it nice too

 

[MariJan]

Aww...that's just a Garter Snake isn't it? Too small for your kittens, but they eat bugs and mice and other nasties.
Besides, something tells me mama wouldn't let it get the babbies.

• Earthworms, leeches, and grubs
• Frogs and toads
• Tadpoles
• Snails and slugs
• Sowbugs, cucumber beetles, and grasshoppers
• Salamanders and other snakes
• Mice, shrews, and voles

Nope it was a baby bull snake they eat mice snd the kittens are only a week old today the size of a large mouse

 

[MariJan]

OMG is that in your house?