The Original Old Farts Club

[BudSniffer]

Hey ya'll....We started on the back porch a little after 2pm, and it took to about 4:30, putting plastic over windows. It was a lot easier than I remember it being last time, but that was 2015. This time I pre-drilled the nail holes every 6 inches, so it wouldn't split the 3/4" trim, and so I could just push nails in, and they hold, while I get the hammer, since my other hand is holding the trim and plastic. I used 4 mil plastic in 2015, but they didn't have any this time, so it's 6 mil. Since that lasted 9 years, maybe 6 mil will last 20 years, I'll be 83 then. It kicked my butt, even with mama helping, mostly standing so long, and having my arms out in front of me for long periods. The back is complaining, so when we finished, I got a pack of crackers, a beer, and we smoked a joint.

 

[MariJan]

Fk, I'm lucky if mine will get the weed whacker out of the shed for me...
Works her ass off at work but has flat ass syndrome at home.

She got home at 445, took a shower and has been on the couch since
Puffing away at bong pack 3...
While I stand outside in the 40s and rain cooking dinner.

Can't live with em, can't live without em, and ya can't shoot em.

Wtff is a man to do?!

Take her weed away until the work is done…lol

 

[WonkasTHC]

Take her weed away until the work is done…lol

You ever wake a bear before hibernation ends?
Yeah me either, and im not looking to find out

 

[WeedHopper]

Fk, I'm lucky if mine will get the weed whacker out of the shed for me...
Works her ass off at work but has flat ass syndrome at home.

She got home at 445, took a shower and has been on the couch since
Puffing away at bong pack 3...
While I stand outside in the 40s and rain cooking dinner.

Can't live with em, can't live without em, and ya can't shoot em.

Wtff is a man to do?!

Give her a spanking.

 

[Hippie420]

You ever wake a bear before hibernation ends?
Yeah me either, and im not looking to find out

Spoken by a true, honest married man. The Old Hen is pretty even tempered, but after 49 years of blissful marriage, ya kinda figure out what the key triggers are. Kinda like bomb disposal; if it stops ticking, yer gonna take a licking.

 

[Blaze-one]

can relate, I've had 30 yrs., and i know the triggers to avoid.

 

[WeedHopper]

38 yrs and I'm still scared of her.
She is Hispanic and will cut a mother fker.

 

[Hippie420]

I always tell people that the reason I wear a long beard is to cover up the bruises.

 

[RosterMan]

My one friend lost all his teeth and lower jaw is almost done, He has a big beard to hide his fuccked up mouth

 

[WonkasTHC]

38 yrs and I'm still scared of her.
She is Hispanic and will cut a mother fker.

My wife is an Italian from North Carolina, so she's got the southern attitude.
Her grandfather is a direct relative of Al Capone lol

 

[WonkasTHC]

My grandfather tho....
That man wants to die.
He's been married 58 years and still triggers his wife several times a day

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

I always tell people that the reason I wear a long beard is to cover up the bruises.

I wear one to cover up the scars.

 

[Hippie420]

Sounds like Gray Fox has got some boney fists!

My Old Hen is a southpaw. She'll square up like a righty, but that left's the one that'll rattle the enamel on your teeth.

I'm so abused......

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Sounds like Gray Fox has got some boney fists!

My Old Hen is a southpaw. She'll square up like a righty, but that left's the one that'll rattle the enamel on your teeth.

I'm so abused......

Or uses a hard object. A man's got to sleep..............................

 

[Hippie420]

That's why Hopper stays in line. Not a hard object, but a really, really sharp one.

 

[RosterMan]

That's why Hopper stays in line. Not a hard object, but a really, really sharp one.

 

[Hippie420]

More like a straight razor. Those beans come off pretty quick.

 

[WeedHopper]

That's why Hopper stays in line. Not a hard object, but a really, really sharp one.

Ain't that the truth. And my ******* is the one that bought her all the fking kitchen knives and Im the one that keeps the sharpened.

 

[Flower]

I quit shavers with multiple blades cause they caused BAD acne, now I bought a brand new manual blade razor shaving felt so good I did it 3 times in a row to get a baby's butt face, my GF complemented my shaving too, and she is in love yet again

Are you a bot, trying to sell us razors?
Let’s see if you can pass this test.

Just messin’ with ya. Welcome to the Passion.

 

[WeedHopper]

I don't need a razor unless I shave my head. I just trim my beard.