The Original Old Farts Club

[giggy]

I'm alive.

 

[Hippie420]

Great! I was hoping you were. Ain't worn my black suit since I buried my mom.

 

[RosterMan]

I quit shavers with multiple blades cause they caused BAD acne, now I bought a brand new manual blade razor shaving felt so good I did it 3 times in a row to get a baby's butt face, my GF complemented my shaving too, and she is in love yet again

FORUM PIC 4 U

 

[MariJan]

My baby boy is 41 today! My how time flies.
Dam I’m old!

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

My baby boy is 41 today! My how time flies.
Dam I’m old!

Congratulations to you and your baby boy! Grumma said that you really feel old once your children are on Social Security...............

 

[WeedHopper]

My youngest is 37 and my oldest is 47.

 

[Hippie420]

My one and only is 34. Not much math needed. She was born in '90, so ya just add ten years on whatever the current year is.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

My daughter is 58 and son is 56 years old.

 

[RosterMan]

 

[giggy]

Maybe I'm a young'n here, I'm 63, wife 61, daughter 44, grand daughter 27, grandson 23 and all are fix'n have birthdays. Just messing with yall I'm a old fart all the way, even got the walker and bad attitude.

 

[Hippie420]

Bro, the **** you've been going through would make a preacher cuss.

 

[WeedHopper]

My daughter is 58 and son is 56 years old.

Damn your old. Your SS is right after Walt's.

 

[WeedHopper]

Maybe I'm a young'n here, I'm 63, wife 61, daughter 44, grand daughter 27, grandson 23 and all are fix'n have birthdays. Just messing with yall I'm a old fart all the way, even got the walker and bad attitude.

Old fart.
I'm a young 68. Wife is 72. Told her I would probably have to trade her in. She told me to fk off and I better keep one eye open

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Damn your old. Your SS is right after Walt's.

Years after!

Social Security was only three years old when Walt was born and he's years older than Keith Richards, while I'm only three months and three days older than Keith.

 

[Hippie420]

Old fart.
I'm a young 68. Wife is 72. Told her I would probably have to trade her in. She told me to fk off and I better keep one eye open

I was going to tell the Old Hen on her 70th that I was gonna trade her in on two 35 year olds, but I know her comment would have been, "Whatcha gonna do with 'em?"

 

[MariJan]

My daughter is 58 and son is 56 years

Lmfao y’all are hilarious!

 

[RosterMan]

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Lmfao y’all are hilarious!

Would you believe that we had them really young?

 

[Hippie420]

I was 35 when my little bundle of joy was born. Life was great before but even better after.

 

[RosterMan]

Did she look a little like Hopper