Random Thought Thread

[joeb631a]

good golly Miss Molly , did ma bell have good phone services back then or what!


I say it is fake news



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Ground Control to Major ****..

 

[KGB]

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Wife loves the Turbo Wolf Moon but she likes the other photo. Can you put that moon on this one?

 

[user 60570]

now this makes sense even when the sound is off

 

[oldfogey8]

now this makes sense even when the sound is off

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[WeedHopper]

Pute,,i can make my own lures now.

 

[WeedHopper]

Watermelon art.

 

[pute]

Pute,,i can make my own lures now.

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You know you are a redneck for posting that....would probably catch the biggest fish of the day.

 

[pute]

Time to get fked up!

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Time to get fked up!

Yay, Im right on time then

 

[pute]

It's five o'clock somewhere....

 

[RosterMan]

Wife loves the Turbo Wolf Moon but she likes the other photo. Can you put that moon on this one?

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[RosterMan]

nose fixed

 

[Bubba]

does anyone remember when there was a big push to pass on condoms at high schools?

yeah , and the challenge was to see if the Trojan Rubber Factory could keep up

this is both a proliferation of prophylactics and a condom conundrum

Just had a flash, I was standing outside the grade school with other kids waiting for school to open. About 3rd, maybe forth grade. There was a telephone pole, with those metal things stuck in both sides for linemen to climb them.

On the lowest rung, someone had put a rubber. We were all speculating on what it was, when one kid explained what it was for! Well, sort of....a few gross misconceptions but had the basic mechanics right.

My intro to birds and bees.

Bubba

 

[KGB]

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nose fixed

Thanks I will work this into a sign above my tent and for labels on the jars

 

[Bubba]

I was a 4x guy natural

Prosecutor buddy was sorting tickets one morning, and I saw him making some little notes on them. Said he was amending them to conform to the evidence...

I picked one up it was a charge for shop lifting a package of condoms. He had "amended" it by adding extra small.....

Bubba

 

[WeedHopper]

Damn

 

[SubmarineGirl]

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Lumberjacks cutting trees in my hood this week. Rode my bike literally thru them today on our daily bike ride. Wowzer healthy young men everywhere some up in the trees some without shirts and man buns. Whew all that heavy equipment and that big ass crane. Got to pass thru again on my way home riding a lot slower . Mr Subbie asked if I got my eyes full…

 

[pute]

I'm so ugly I could scare a buzzard off of a gut wagon.

 

[KGB]

I'm so ugly I could scare a buzzard off of a gut wagon.

Wish I had known you when I was bar hopping. I can only scare a few buzzards off a gut wagon. You could have been my wingman to take my dates “friend”