Random Thought Thread

[pute]

Wish I had known you when I was bar hopping. I can only scare a few buzzards off a gut wagon. You could have been my wingman to take my dates “friend”

Been married 49 years..... what's a date?

 

[dogster]

Been married 49 years..... what's a date?

25 for us next weekend........... hope I don't flounder it.

 

[KGB]

Been married 49 years..... what's a date?

Changing direction and definition. Apparently this is a date

 

[dogster]

Changing direction and definition. Apparently this is a date

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That what's left of putes teste!?!

 

[Hippie420]

Changing direction and definition. Apparently this is a date

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Where'd ya get the pic of my wife?

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Changing direction and definition. Apparently this is a date

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Yes tell him kinda like a prune. He knows what that is

 

[pute]

Changing direction and definition. Apparently this is a date

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More like a sctum. Fill in the blanks....

 

[WeedHopper]

Bunch of ugly fkers. Glad I'm a handsome bastard.
Want a big kiss

 

[user 60570]

Bunch of ugly fkers. Glad I'm a handsome bastard.
Want a big kiss
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let’s go bar hopping and pick up some chicks

 

[oldfogey8]

let’s go bar hopping and pick up some chicks




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Should be easy with a big cock, er, I mean rooster, like that…

 

[user 60570]

Should be easy with a big cock, er, I mean rooster, like that…

that is a gay rooster Bro…

he don’t cock-a-doodle-do

he say any-old-cock-will-do

 

[KGB]

Post a picture of a “cheap date” and the room goes wild

 

[WeedHopper]

let’s go bar hopping and pick up some chicks




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That one has a pecker.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

let’s go bar hopping and pick up some chicks




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Ok, who gets the cute chick and who gets the sled?

 

[WeedHopper]

Big already got the Chick.

 

[RosterMan]

Bunch of ugly fkers. Glad I'm a handsome bastard.
Want a big kiss
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Liar
Take the hat off more often your skin on top will match your face

 

[Hippie420]

Bunch of ugly fkers. Glad I'm a handsome bastard.
Want a big kiss
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If I had a face like that, I'd shave my ass and walk on my hands.

 

[KGB]

If I had a face like that, I'd shave my ass and walk on my hands.

Oh man now I am getting flashbacks from "Kentucky Fried Movie"

Make it stop! Although they did make a good pitch for brown 25

Brown 25

 

[Bubba]

It's from Uranus.

Bubba

 

[WeedHopper]

Liar
Take the hat off more often your skin on top will match your face
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Well at least ya got me with some hair.