NewbOldster
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Can't have mine. It's too short as it is...maybe we should have a Poll?
I didn’t know the correct answer when posted it and was hoping someone here knew the correct answer
Can't have mine. It's too short as it is...maybe we should have a Poll?
I didn’t know the correct answer when posted it and was hoping someone here knew the correct answer
Had a buddy named Larry when I was a young man who had a cockatiel. His roommates taught it to say one phrase and it never learned another. That phrase was ‘Fk you Larry’.My Mom had birds. I hated those birds. Loud as fk and would cuss you too. *******s threw seeds at me.
I can easily envision those beaks gouging your eyes and cracking your eye socket in two. I know they CAN be very gentle with those beaks, but I see what else they can do with them. LOL
These belonged to some dude on the Hana Highway on Maui. The red one left some holes in my bald head. I am sure most people he would pose on had hair so they never knew he was a sadist bird.I can easily envision those beaks gouging your eyes and cracking your eye socket in two. I know they CAN be very gentle with those beaks, but I see what else they can do with them. LOL
They are beautiful animals, though. Quite impressive. Which is exactly why I've never had, nor will I ever have, a bird sitting on my shoulder. lol
He looks like he knows how to eat cutlets too
I doHe looks like he knows how to eat cutlets too
I have been known to eat my share of cutlets...I do
Yes but not one duplex receptacle FFSSure is pretty.
A coworker came up to me one day and asked "How can you tell if someone's been having oral sex with a chicken?"
Looking at him askance, I replied "I dunno..."
He said "Well...wait, excuse me"...and he put his hand to his mouth and coughed, blowing a bunch of small shredded white pieces of toilet paper out of his closed hand in my direction.
Caught me completely by surprise, and I laughed maniacally.
Who needs a bird sitting on your shoulder. Cheech sets up shop on my shoulder. If she falls asleep there then I get drool on my back. She thinks she s parrot I guess. Never has a cat do that before. I guess its her “thing”I can easily envision those beaks gouging your eyes and cracking your eye socket in two. I know they CAN be very gentle with those beaks, but I see what else they can do with them. LOL
They are beautiful animals, though. Quite impressive. Which is exactly why I've never had, nor will I ever have, a bird sitting on my shoulder. lol
Roomba. D'uh!Yes but not one duplex receptacle FFS
How are you supposed to vacuum the stairs?
HR would frown on that? Huh. Boy, they really wouldn't have liked hanging around every place I ever worked. LOLHR would frown on that but it was funny
You are lucky to have not tied horns with HRHR would frown on that? Huh. Boy, they really wouldn't have liked hanging around every place I ever worked. LOL
I never knew an HR Department, but I figure they're a bit like a Homeowner's Association, except at work.
Nor with an HA. It ain't all luck.You are lucky to have not tied horns with HR
Yessir,, both these fkers were Cockatiels. Pretty birds but real pains in the assess. One of the *******s would bite the **** out of you.Had a buddy named Larry when I was a young man who had a cockatiel. His roommates taught it to say one phrase and it never learned another. That phrase was ‘Fk you Larry’.
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