Random Thought Thread

[WeedHopper]

 

[user 60570]

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take that!

 

[user 60570]

 

[NewbOldster]

take that!

"Hot Pocket Knuckle Sandwich Buffet"

 

[NewbOldster]

My wife hates my joke about that. Every minute of everyday there is a 50-50 chance it will rain. Either it rains or it doesn’t.

That logic pretty much applies to everything. I wish I could get paid like a meteorologist for that ‘wisdom’ though…

I rely on my Native American Weather Rock. It's never been wrong.

When it's wet, it's raining.
When it's white, it's snowing.
When it's dry, it ain't.

100% Accurate.

 

[Hippie420]

Just a thought; If Joey Salami would increase the color varieties of the bingo daubers, maybe we could convince some of the lurkers to join?

 

[NewbOldster]

Random Existential Question:

If I blow shotguns at my plant-ladies (I already talk kindly to them), will it make them happy and giggly and more willing to ramp up the reproductive process like it did my high school girlfriend?

I just love tube tops and halter tops, by the way.

 

[user 60570]

 

[MariJan]

Random Existential Question:

If I blow shotguns at my plant-ladies (I already talk kindly to them), will it make them happy and giggly and more willing to ramp up the reproductive process like it did my high school girlfriend?

I just love tube tops and halter tops, by the way.

Wouldn't hurt to try!l

 

[user 60570]

Random Existential Question:

If I blow shotguns at my plant-ladies (I already talk kindly to them), will it make them happy and giggly and more willing to ramp up the reproductive process like it did my high school girlfriend?

I just love tube tops and halter tops, by the way.

good experiment….please share your findings!

 

[NewbOldster]

Wouldn't hurt to try!l

LOL

 

[NewbOldster]

good experiment….please share your findings!

Just as soon as I find a halter top to fit it.

 

[joeb631a]

There's more.
A doctor
A lawyer
A preacher

wouldn't count on electricians every day

 

[joeb631a]

I rely on my Native American Weather Rock. It's never been wrong.

When it's wet, it's raining.
When it's white, it's snowing.
When it's dry, it ain't.

100% Accurate.

expensive?

 

[user 60570]

who is at fault here?

 

[pute]

^^^^can't see it!

 

[Hippie420]

The red truck. Cop had his red and blinkies on.

 

[boo]

Yup, not the cops fault…

 

[RosterMan]

The red truck. Cop had his red and blinkies on.

The driver of the Red Pickup will sue the jurisdiction the accident occurred in and win a lot of MONEY

 

[user 60570]

^^^^can't see it!

probably your browser