NewbOldster
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Phew! Leaves me out!As a stoned thought on a Sunday I think we should get as many of the Folks with the biggest brains together and invent something people don't know they need yet
Phew! Leaves me out!As a stoned thought on a Sunday I think we should get as many of the Folks with the biggest brains together and invent something people don't know they need yet
tinsI thought I was the only one
genius ! and not only with ones partner ,one self toothe only food group where one has to wash BEFORE the potty
also , it is a good idea to wash before becoming intimate with one’s partner , not so much touchy feely…..ouch!
Yeah...I was eating pepper jelly one day as my wife was walking out the door. Gave her a little see-ya-later kiss and she had a hissy fit about it...she doesn't do any kind of heat at all. Now she asks if I've had any pepper before she smooches me.the only food group where one has to wash BEFORE the potty
also , it is a good idea to wash before becoming intimate with one’s partner , not so much touchy feely…..ouch!
genius ! and not only with ones partner ,one self too
Yeah...I was eating pepper jelly one day as my wife was walking out the door. Gave her a little see-ya-later kiss and she had a hissy fit about it...she doesn't do any kind of heat at all. Now she asks if I've had any pepper before she smooches me.
Yeah...I was eating pepper jelly one day as my wife was walking out the door. Gave her a little see-ya-later kiss and she had a hissy fit about it...she doesn't do any kind of heat at all. Now she asks if I've had any pepper before she smooches me.
"Who's a Good Boy?"
I usually get my eyes.. and yes I wash my hands. Next time wash hands then wash again in lemon juice. It helps"If you wash your hands before you go to the bathroom...you might be a mechanic."
Truer statement...^^^...and one would think that a 47 year career in the industry would embed that thought so deeply into one's mind that it would be an almost subconscious consideration, kind of like breathing.
Apparently not, as I just realized. After hand shredding and finely dicing two big jalapeno peppers by hand (for my cream cheese), I had the sudden, urgent need to pee. Never thought to wash my hands first! I mean...I did wipe my hands on a paper towel.
That is entirely inadequate! You've all been pre-warned. You're welcome.
Fvvvvvvvvvck! My ****'s on FIRE. lol
Me too!Phew! Leaves me out!
"Your brain does not need to be big ,your desire to know does" : famous saying from somebody famous.Me too!
Next time???I usually get my eyes.. and yes I wash my hands. Next time wash hands then wash again in lemon juice. It helps
I was working for a company that did a lot of office buildings in Troy. The one I currently was working on had been remodeled by my crew a year before. Those dot companies came and went rapidly. Anyhoo, I'd been hanging brown death sound batt insulation in the walls (pink panther insulation is tame in comparison) and had to use the restroom. I went in, washed my hands, and proceeded to the urinal. A yuppie telemarketer was coming out of a stall, looked at me and said, "You wash your hands BEFORE you use the urinal?" I replied, "My hands were dirty. My pecker is clean.""If you wash your hands before you go to the bathroom...you might be a mechanic."
Truer statement...^^^...and one would think that a 47 year career in the industry would embed that thought so deeply into one's mind that it would be an almost subconscious consideration, kind of like breathing.
Apparently not, as I just realized. After hand shredding and finely dicing two big jalapeno peppers by hand (for my cream cheese), I had the sudden, urgent need to pee. Never thought to wash my hands first! I mean...I did wipe my hands on a paper towel.
That is entirely inadequate! You've all been pre-warned. You're welcome.
Fvvvvvvvvvck! My ****'s on FIRE. lol
I said the same thing with more bad wordsNext time???
LOL...I hope NOT!
I dont like my privates this close just reading thisI was working for a company that did a lot of office buildings in Troy. The one I currently was working on had been remodeled by my crew a year before. Those dot companies came and went rapidly. Anyhoo, I'd been hanging brown death sound batt insulation in the walls (pink panther insulation is tame in comparison) and had to use the restroom. I went in, washed my hands, and proceeded to the urinal. A yuppie telemarketer was coming out of a stall, looked at me and said, "You wash your hands BEFORE you use the urinal?" I replied, "My hands were dirty. My pecker is clean."
Trust me, you don't touch your private parts after handling brown death. I'll bet Hopper can testify.
I came out back to the shop to start detailing another car and my get up and go seems to have got up and went. Even the boys are laying around looking lazy today… maybe Linda was right many years ago when she said Sunday’s were made for football and weed…
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