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A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.' The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.' The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!' The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'
 
joeb631a said:

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A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.' The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.' The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!' The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'
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Little boy comes home from his first day in school and asked his mother, "Mom, you're white, yet I'm black. How come?"
Mom says, "Don't even go there. That party was so crazy, you're lucky you don't bark."
 
Tattered Old Graywolf said:
Nary a one..............

Best with rat shot.

Ever hunt rats with a bait, a red light, and an air rifle?
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years ago use to go to the town dump, pull in at dark turn off the lights smoke one, turn on the lights rats everywhere, shooting match was on, good target practice and alot of fun. Now there's new homes built on top of the old dump
 
Mutlley said:
years ago use to go to the town dump, pull in at dark turn off the lights smoke one, turn on the lights rats everywhere, shooting match was on, good target practice and alot of fun. Now there's new homes built on top of the old dump
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Did the same near the Andes Dump yrs ago
 
RosterMan said:
Rats Love dog sheet that has not been picked up
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they had 40 dogs in one spot ,the dog food was the main attraction . When we put out poison the small ones would die but the big ones must have loved it .I have never seen so many rats.
I would feed those dogs and slam the barn doors to send them running and still so many.
I was 18 and got volunteered for the job
I gota Anvil out of it
 
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