I hate them with a passion
Some asshat in my hood must live within a fags walk of my drive
They walk their pup and throw their butts in front of my drive everyday.
I'm ready to lose it over a butt again.
I hate them with a passion
Some asshat in my hood must live within a fags walk of my drive
They walk their pup and throw their butts in front of my drive everyday.
I'm ready to lose it over a butt again.
Nothing gives me more pleasure that watching those fkrs have to brake to fall in behind me. A lot of times, the dumb bass turds had plenty of time to get around. People are stupid.What really grinds my gears is when folks try to speed race to the front of the line when they know damn well the see that right lane closed 1 miles ahead sign just like everyone else. I’m minding my business in the lane I’m supposed to be in knowing the right lane is closing and it never fails, some idiot tries to bogart their way in front of me. I WILL LET YOU HIT ME before I let you get in front of me. You saw that sign like everyone else and you’re not special. I have a front and rear facing dash cam…hit me. Ok, rant over.
I love itWhat really grinds my gears is when folks try to speed race to the front of the line when they know damn well the see that right lane closed 1 miles ahead sign just like everyone else. I’m minding my business in the lane I’m supposed to be in knowing the right lane is closing and it never fails, some idiot tries to bogart their way in front of me. I WILL LET YOU HIT ME before I let you get in front of me. You saw that sign like everyone else and you’re not special. I have a front and rear facing dash cam…hit me. Ok, rant over.
What gets me is this fkr was putting them in his ashtray. Great. Good job.I hate them with a passion
Some asshat in my hood must live within a fags walk of my drive
They walk their pup and throw their butts in front of my drive everyday.
I'm ready to lose it over a butt again.
They have all the time in the world to get over just like I had to. They just think they’re special and the rules don’t apply to them.Nothing gives me more pleasure that watching those fkrs have to brake to fall in behind me. A lot of times, the dumb bass turds had plenty of time to get around. People are stupid.
I hate litterers and would like to insert their litter very deep where the sun does not shine 2 inches short of their tonsilsThis
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There were 27 of them. Some a-hole decided that was a great spot to empty their ashtray.
OK Fook them tray bangers they are dang slobsWhat gets me is this fkr was putting them in his ashtray. Great. Good job.
Then... It's ok to just dump it wherever? Doesn't that negate the whole fkn point of using the fkn ashtray in the first place???
My wife does the exact same thing. She’s all like, “please stop, just let them over”. I’m like, NOPE hahahahahahahaI love it
My wife screams at me so hard and I laugh diabolically at her as I push their big fancy car off the road
Helps driving an 1978 ford 350 with more dents and dings than can be counted
SuppositoriesI hate litterers and would like to insert their litter very deep where the sun does not shine 2 inches short of their tonsils
Thats me too LOLMy wife does the exact same thing. She’s all like, “please stop, just let them over”. I’m like, NOPE hahahahahahaha
Between my town and the one in which I work, they put in a staggering 3 lane. Each two lane alternates every ~mile except the big hill. Folks will ride your ass all the way up till the last 1/4 then decide to pass. Too late idiot.They have all the time in the world to get over just like I had to. They just think they’re special and the rules don’t apply to them.
Do you have one for dog walkers too
I want to have spike strips installed that can be launched off to the side just before they try and passBetween my town and the one in which I work, they put in a staggering 3 lane. Each two lane alternates every ~mile except the big hill. Folks will ride your ass all the way up till the last 1/4 then decide to pass. Too late idiot.
We too have been learning the art of walking that fine line, from our MasterMother fkers texting.
Do you remember the arcade game spy hunter? I used to play the h e double hockey sticks out of it. I've dreamed of putting a sprayer at my back window that I could mist oil into the windshields of people riding my rear bumper.I want to have spike strips installed that can be launched off to the side just before they try and pass
I have no problem with your quirky waysI tend to piss people off but it is not meant that way
So never read me to seriously
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