Corny jokes

[Auburn1985]

Why do we park on a drive way and drive on a parkway?

 

[Auburn1985]

Knock knock...

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Sorry I made you cry...

 

[Grower13]

How do you know your a pothead?
You studied five days for a urine test.

 

[SmokinMom]

How do you know your a pothead?
You studied five days for a urine test.

:spit: excellent!

I love all these silly jokes, but that's one of my favorites.

 

[7greeneyes]

How do you know when you have smoked enough pot ?

When you start looking around for the directions on how to use the lighter.

 

[anglerguy78]

What happens 18 hours after a shrubbery eats a small boy?

 

[7greeneyes]

:rofl:

 

[Auburn1985]

What is the Chinese word for constipation?

Hungchow.

 

[Grower13]

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop!

 

[Grower13]

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything!

 

[Auburn1985]

How many politicians does it take to eat a possum?

Three. One to eat, and two to watch for cars.

 

[Auburn1985]

How do you keep a politician from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

 

[Auburn1985]

What do you call three lawyers drowning at the bottom of a lake?

A good start.

 

[Auburn1985]

What is the only thing harder than being a baseball umpire?

Being happily married.

 

[Auburn1985]

A priest, a rabbi, and a baptist minister were riding the subway one day...no, too crude

 

[Auburn1985]

What's the only thing worse than a Barry Manilow song?

Two Barry Manilow songs.

 

[Auburn1985]

What is the mating call of a Kardashian sister?

"I'm drunk!".

 

[Auburn1985]

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb, and two to rotate the ladder.

 

[Auburn1985]

One Alabama football player asked another to stand behind his car to see if the blinker was working.

He replied: yes, no, yes, no...

 

[Melvan]

One Alabama football player asked another to stand behind his car to see if the blinker was working.

He replied: yes, no, yes, no...

That one there is funny, but when I tell it, it will be a Michigan football player, Go Bucks!