Corny jokes

[7greeneyes]

Lol y'all are so bad..

What do you call a pile of cats?



A meowtain, of course!

:rofl:

 

[SmokinMom]

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[7greeneyes]

:rofl:

 

[SmokinMom]

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in.

:rofl:

 

[Rosebud]

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[Hackerman]

What do a West Virginia Divorce and a hurricane have in common?

In both cases, someone is going to loose a trailer.

 

[SmokinMom]

Lololol. Thanks for the laugh guys and girls..

What's grey and comes in quarts? Why an elephant, of course!!

 

[Sherrwood]

A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks;
Wheres the bar tender.


Get it? Lol

 

[trillions of atoms]

How do cats stop fighting?


They hiss and make up.



Terrible I know.

 

[Hippie420]

Lololol. Thanks for the laugh guys and girls..

What's grey and comes in quarts? Why an elephant, of course!!

Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles?



His wife died...........

 

[Hackerman]

How does the president of Monsanto make a hormone?



He doesn't pay her.

 

[Hippie420]

Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslectic insomniac?


He laid awake all night, wondering if there really is a Dog.