Corny jokes

[BackWoodsDrifter]

What yual call and anerexic with a yeast infection?

A Quarter Pounder with Cheeze!


Ewwwww

BWD

 

[YYZ Skinhead]

Why is it hazardous to go into a garden?

The grass has blades, the flowers have pistils, and the leaves shoot.

 

[YYZ Skinhead]

What do you call an Apple puter and a Windows OS PC side by side?

Mac and cheese. :evil:

 

[YYZ Skinhead]

now that's funny and getting told to my kids this weekend when we plant our outdoor veggie garden

I so wish I had made up that joke...I love "botanical humor". :icon_smile:

 

[SmokinMom]

What do you call a cow with no legs??




Ground beef

 

[SmokinMom]

Is athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?









Missile toe.

 

[Grower13]

Q: How do fish party ?
A: Seaweed.

 

[7greeneyes]

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an Iphone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for....

 

[7greeneyes]

What do you call a round knight?

Sir Cumference:doh:

 

[7greeneyes]

What do you call a child born in a brothel?

A brothel sprout.... :rofl:

 

[SmokinMom]

Q:What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

A:Look grandpa, no hands!

 

[Grower13]

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
A stick.

 

[7greeneyes]

(crudeness warning)


HERE's a corney joke.

There once was three guys who didn't have any money. or any food.

They had been stealing food for the past couple of days and still wern't satiafied.

One guy finally said ,"Wouldn't it be better to ask for food instead of stealing it ?"

They all agreed so one day they went up to this house and rang the door bell . An old lady answered .

They asked her for food . She said she would only give them food if they slept with her .

The first guy refused and so did the second, but the third guy was so hungry that he agreed.

She took him into her barn and said to get started.

He said he wanted to blindfold her and she agreed because she was so desperate.

Once blindfolded he took a piece of corn and started EDITleasuring her with it. He threw that piece of corn out the barn window and took another piece of corn and started EDIT: pleasuring her with that one.

Afterwards she fed him like she said she would and he left .

The two other guys told him they couldn't believe he had done that for food, especially since they had found free corn around the side of the barn.

 

[monkeybusiness]

What happened when the Blue shipped collided with the Red ship??


...All the passengers became marooned!

 

[PokeyPuppy420]

Deleted based upon my better (sober) judgement...

 

[SmokinMom]

She couldn't afford a car so she named her daughter Alexus.

 

[PokeyPuppy420]

Deleted...

 

[Melvan]

Rude, not corny

 

[PokeyPuppy420]

Rude, not corny

You're right. I deleted mine, now please delete your quote, and my bad joke will be gone for good...sorry.

 

[SmokinMom]

Thanks for deleting it. . I like these to be silly and fun without offending anyone. I always get a laugh reading these.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Madam

Madam who?

Madam foot got caught in the door.