Corny jokes

[7greeneyes]

:giggle:

 

[Melvan]

What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?

Dam!

 

[SmokinMom]

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

 

[SmokinMom]

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.

 

[7greeneyes]

:rofl:

The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.

 

[7greeneyes]

You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.

 

[7greeneyes]

Question: How does NASA organize their company parties?

Answer: They planet.

:rofl:

:stoned:

:rofl:

 

[7greeneyes]

How did the hipster burn his tongue?


He drank his coffee before it was cool.

 

[SmokinMom]

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

 

[SmokinMom]

How did the hipster burn his tongue?


He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Awesome!!

 

[Rosebud]

What do you get when you mix pms with gps?

A moody ***** that can find you!

 

[7greeneyes]

THAT's FUNNY :rofl:

 

[Sherrwood]

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice

 

[7greeneyes]

Yikes!

:rofl:

 

[Sherrwood]

Yikes!

:rofl:

Lol, i just tell em like i hear em

 

[Sherrwood]

What's the first thing a woman does once she leaves the battering shelter?

Well, the dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

 

[7greeneyes]

Ziiinnng! :rofl: good follow up there.

 

[Kindbud]

what the difference between bungee jumping and a hooker??

both are around 100 bucks and if the rubber breaks ur fucked!!! LMAO

 

[SmokinMom]

Lol y'all are so bad..

What do you call a pile of cats?



A meowtain, of course!

 

[Grower13]

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