The Original Old Farts Club

[joeb631a]

like most weather forecasters they promise 7-9 inches and they really mean 3-4

"Sometimes you cant always tell the truth and get what you want at the same time" : joeb631a

 

[RosterMan]

My ex would love the 5 to 7 inches

like most weather forecasters they promise 7-9 inches and they really mean 3-4

I heard they beat that meat hard too

 

[user 60570]

I heard they beat that meat hard too

that is because of their addiction to meatloaf

 

[RosterMan]

that is because of their addiction to meatloaf

A little Salt (Potassium Nitrate ) will surely cure that problem

 

[SubmarineGirl]

reminds me of an ex that lives in Texas

she was very tall

when she laid down her head was in the kitchen and her feet were in the hall

Hot tamales they’re red hot (Robert Johnson)
That’s a line from that song. I play it on my ukulele. My granddaughters favorite that I play.

 

[johnnyrr435]

Hot tamales they’re red hot (Robert Johnson)
That’s a line from that song. I play it on my ukulele. My granddaughters favorite that I play.

Ukulele ! My wife has a hand made kamaka!

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Ukulele ! My wife has a hand made kamaka!

That’s nice. I love mine she’s a real beauty. I wish I could do her justice. I leave her out and pick her up now and then…but my fingers and left thumb cramp up nowadaze

 

[RosterMan]

 

[joeb631a]

Thanks Much
Dam you are so Honest I want to squeeze you and name you George

 

[Hippie420]

And my ex would be singing “ get down on it”

Gotta feel sorry for the ladies. Sex is like snow for them. They never know how many inches they're gonna get or how long it's gonna last.

 

[joeb631a]

Gotta feel sorry for the ladies. Sex is like snow for them. They never know how many inches they're gonna get or how long it's gonna last.

If you think it just comes down to inches ,you should read my book !

 

[yarddog]

buncha sex fueled perverts

 

[Hippie420]

Anybody hear a dog yappin'?

 

[pute]

Nice out....gonna take a nice walk.

 

[Hippie420]

Nice out....gonna take a nice walk.

Here's where Joe steps in......

 

[RosterMan]

Here's where Joe steps in......

The words of wisdom and trust are about to be seen

 

[WeedHopper]

buncha sex fueled perverts

Id rather go fishing.

 

[pute]

Here's where Joe steps in......

Yes Joe, I have a ball cap on.

 

[user 60570]

Gotta feel sorry for the ladies. Sex is like snow for them. They never know how many inches they're gonna get or how long it's gonna last.

 

[yarddog]

Id rather go fishing.

i have a pond in my front yard and i rarely go. bought a new pan fisher boat three years ago and might have 8 hours on the hour meter. about the only time i fish is when i want to eat it for supper. i'll catch 3-4 pan fish and call it quits.