The Original Old Farts Club

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this is for the rosterman...
 
morning old farts. got a little chill in the air this morn somewhere around 29º. got plastered last night, we met up with friends and had mexican. the lady's margaritas were almost nothing but mixer. i had a texas margarita that had no ice but it was strong. we had a new waitress and she was lost, poor girl she was trying. we stopped one of the older waiters that knows us and he gave us three more margaritas that he must have used half a bottle in. then we went and brunt a couple of doobies, i pretty much crawled into the house. feel pretty good for being blisted like that.
 
Morning OFC. Staff has been busy doing some house cleaning this morning. Thanks Roster.

All my fricken football teams lost again yesterday. You can actually get used to loosing.....Lets see how our local pro team does today.

Going out for breakfast today. A nice guy bomb to start the day .

@walt....good thing I have a WHITE dog.
 
good afternoon folks, just got back from getting my covid test for a tuesday proceedure...don't any of you sonsabeotches breathe in my direction, I gotta isolate for 2 days...tomorrow I prep for a colonoscopy...doc said I can bring guests, anyone wanna come watch...when you get old it's no big deal... ;)
 
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
 

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