The Original Old Farts Club

[Weirdscenes]

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I once applied to join the filthy dirty club by mail.
Just before I sealed the envelope, I had an idea for what I thought would be a clincher.
I wiped my arse and put the toilet paper in the envelope, sealed it, and mailed it.

Several days later I had their reply and was heartbroken for a while.
It said....
Dear Sir,
We are sorry but we must decline your membership application.
Our members do not use toilet paper.

 

[Bubba]

is this plant ready?



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That bug is yelling "2 more weeks"!

Bubba

 

[Bubba]

BUDROT?

Better than pud rot.
.Bubba

 

[WeedHopper]

Needs Cal Mag

 

[WeedHopper]

Sorry piece of ****.

Texas Nurse Killed 4 Patients by Injecting Them with Air After Heart Surgeries: 'He Enjoyed' It (msn.com)

 

[user 60606]

makes me take a lot of hesitancy in any medical issues these days ..

 

[user 60606]

 

[Hippie420]

Not your computer mine is doing it too the past 2 days its the site

Yup. Mine, too. Only way I could get past it last time was to reboot.

 

[pute]

The gov't has taken control of your computer.....good night.

 

[Unca Walt]

I dunno how I found this... but it is wild.

A bird (you can tell by shadow it is a big parrot) stole a dude's Go-Pro. It took off (squawking disrespectfully at the dude) and proceeded to show what a great fighter pilot he was.
Stunning: Bird Takes Off With Man's GoPro, Reveals What Birds Do All Day

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

I want this motor. Chevy Has a New 10-Liter Crate Motor That Makes 1004 HP (msn.com)

More is better and just too too much, is not quite enough................

 

[ROSTERMAN]

More is better and just too too much, is not quite enough................

Time to take the liberal media scumsuckers out of power and replace all of them .
All owned by the rich and famous *******s.

 

[Bubba]

Time to take the liberal media scumsuckers out of power and replace all of them .
All owned by the rich and famous *******s.

Damn straight!

Bubba

 

[WeedHopper]

I fking hate those lying *******s. Its not news anymore. Its ******** with an agenda.

 

[pute]

Morning OFC. Nice to see so much love being spread around. When I wake up a bit I will join in.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Morning OFC. Nice to see so much love being spread around. When I wake up a bit I will join in.

 

[Hippie420]

I dunno how I found this... but it is wild.

A bird (you can tell by shadow it is a big parrot) stole a dude's Go-Pro. It took off (squawking disrespectfully at the dude) and proceeded to show what a great fighter pilot he was.
Stunning: Bird Takes Off With Man's GoPro, Reveals What Birds Do All Day

A Blue & Gold Macaw. Had one for better than 40 years. Sure gave that camera a ride!

 

[user 60606]

bridgewater

 

[yooper420]

Good morning my old fart brethren.

 

[Unca Walt]

It's really nice out this morning. Mebbe I will leave it out.