The Original Old Farts Club

[ROSTERMAN]

 

[boo]

for those in the know, I didn't make it to the post office today, no problems for tomorrow...

 

[pute]

 

[user 60606]

I loved golf when I was in my early 20s and was fairly good .. then I slid about 80ft on asphalt after laying my bike down to avoid hitting the back of a unlit box truck full of drunk wetbacks at 1 AM one morning and since then all the titanium screws in my right elbow and knee hinder my swing .. I've tried and can only do 3 holes and then sheit swells and crackles ..

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

You have obviously never played. And if you don't play golf is boring on tv....but if you do play you understand how difficult it is.....takes lots of practice and dedication.

I think I figured out the game with the only swing I've ever made. While caddying for a girlfriend, I took one swing with a driver to see what it was like. The ball took off like a bullet down rang and out about 75 yards, suddenly made a right hand turn in mid air.

As a kid I would sneak on the course at dusk and fish in the ponds.....nice bass.

The local sportsman club's trap and skeet range was over a farm pond and us kids dived for intact clay pigeons, which we sold back to the shooters at half price.

 

[WeedHopper]

I have a set of PingEye 3s in my closet. Haven't used them in years. Use to play all the time.
Pute I use to fish in their ponds too. Loved catching and releasing base.

 

[Weirdscenes]

I see That finger Now
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Is that the one you use to pick your nose?
there's a great deal of satisfaction to be had from picking your nose.

 

[Weirdscenes]

for those in the know, I didn't make it to the post office today, no problems for tomorrow...

I'm not "in the know"... But I know

 

[Weirdscenes]

The way I like it - obviously without your wife's finger dipped in

I used to like dipping my finger in my wife too.

 

[yooper420]

Good morning my old fart brethren.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Morning All

 

[ROSTERMAN]

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

 

[Bubba]

I loved golf when I was in my early 20s and was fairly good .. then I slid about 80ft on asphalt after laying my bike down to avoid hitting the back of a unlit box truck full of drunk wetbacks at 1 AM one morning and since then all the titanium screws in my right elbow and knee hinder my swing .. I've tried and can only do 3 holes and then sheit swells and crackles ..

Truly amazing how quick you can lay a bike down in those situations. I ground off a pocket and 1/2 of a wallet doing that once.

Bubba

 

[Bubba]

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What are they against? Lol


Bubba

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

What are they against? Lol Bubba

Probably have to attend one of the meetings in Tyron's mothers basement to find out.

 

[Bubba]

Not going there without a chastity belt of some sort.

Bubba

 

[pute]

I'm not "in the know"... But I know

I don't want to know.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

 

[pute]

^^^^that is fine......I can't think that far ahead.