The Original Old Farts Club

[RosterMan]

I oughta become famous. I have a method to get as high as Andromeda's boobies on weed 1/2 the size of a lima bean.

It requires those straight glass thingies (I put a mesh in them). Put about 3/4 of the burny end full of weed. Light/hit, and exhale into the Volcano bag (or equivalent).

The weed in the glass thingy goes out immediately... but you get an extra tiny hit from clearing it. Exhale this into the bag also.

Wait a while, no smoke is going anywhere. Take your time.

Light the glass thingy again/hit. Exhale into the Volcano bag, etc.

Wait a few minutes, poke the coals with your sushi stick to see if any solids left. If so, take a last, harsh hit, exhale into yadayada.

Clean up your glassy thing with alcohol-dampened gun cleaning patches and a looong thin screwdriver.

OHH-kay. Here is what caused the above: Herself pointed out to me that there was less than half a tank of gas in the Toyota. So I had her pull the car around to the Little House where I store stuff (gas), and I lugged out a "normal" red plastic gas can and lifted it up to get it pouring.

There was no vent on this "safety approved" POS. So the gas went: gloosh--gurg--glooshgloosh... gurg... gurg... glooshgloosh... <-- It was gasping for air. NO WAY could I find to hold it so it would just pour. I gotta figure out how to punch a sealable vent in this thing. Fargin thing cost $27.

Anyway, I hadda hold that stupid can too long.<-- My 83 year old back.

So I am flying the @boo -ing B-52 once again, and it ain't even noon.

Order new nozzles from amazon, they come with new vent kits and a drill bit to make vent holes

 

[Unca Walt]

How about just inflection changing meaning of same words: question, "Sugar in it?" Or answer: "Sugar in it."

Bubba

Sir Bubba: You have discovered the exact parallel to the basic Mandarin matrix.

Sugar in it? Sugar in it. Depending on your tonal inflection, you both ask and answer.

In Mandarin, the folks over there are fond of "Ma" <-- About a fifth of the fargin population are named "Ma". But they also use "ma" for, of all things: mother, and oops, horse, or the act of swearing, or to make the previous words a question.

So you could cobble together a sentence using tonals asking:

"Does your mother swear at a horse?"
Ni ma ma ma ma?

 

[RosterMan]

I grew my hair out as a 'statement' when I was younger...then my wife decided she liked it long and didn't want me to cut it off. I tried to grow it to give to Locks of Love for kids with cancer, but they wanted a ten inch ponytail, and my hair never gets longer than 8 inches. It just stops growing at 8 inches. Weird. Then again, my head is full of cowlicks.

It took the second time of my dum bass getting it wrapped around a creeper wheel before I finally got tired of it and went Bongino. I was paying 20 bucks for a stupid haircut, plus tip. Went and bought a set of clippers, and now I wear a boot camp cut. Much less work.

The woman who cuts my hair comments the ever 3-4 months I get a cut done.
She told me most customers get cut every 3 weeks.
I asked her when she switch from cutting men's hair to women's hair. She did not look happy.

 

[pute]

^^^I keep my hair short for the same reason.....to much work.

 

[Unca Walt]

Order new nozzles from amazon, they come with new vent kits and a drill bit to make vent holes

Bless yore bones, Rosty, but I WANT the pipe to go out. Immediately after a hit, if it goes out I do not waste any smoke at all.

When I get done with my little glass tubey thing, and my bag is used up... there is no loss of smoke

 

[joeb631a]

pics of Swede?


how about me going to work?



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Those booties make your feet look fat Brother ,reconsider another brand.

 

[joeb631a]

say what?



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Never told us you knew Willie Nelson.

 

[RosterMan]

Bless yore bones, Rosty, but I WANT the pipe to go out. Immediately after a hit, if it goes out I do not waste any smoke at all.

When I get done with my little glass tubey thing, and my bag is used up... there is no loss of smoke

I was referring to your gas cans vent problem
There was no vent on this "safety approved" POS. So the gas went: gloosh--gurg--glooshgloosh... gurg... gurg... glooshgloosh... <-- It was gasping for air. NO WAY could I find to hold it so it would just pour. I gotta figure out how to punch a sealable vent in this thing. Fargin thing cost $27.
New nozzle kits

10 bucks

 

[joeb631a]

I grow pot!

ditto and a tomato now and then

 

[RosterMan]

I told her to lower her prices for a cut to 10 dollars and I would come more often
But with tax and tip 26 bucks gets expensive

 

[joeb631a]

I told her to lower her prices for a cut to 10 dollars and I would come more often
But with tax and tip 26 bucks gets expensive

Used to pay $15 for a haircut and $5 for a tip
Then it went to $16 a haircut and $4 for a tip.
Its a buzz cut ffs
The rpm's on the buzzer have not gotten up to full speed before it gets shut down .
Gettin in the chair takes longer

 

[pute]

ditto and a tomato now and then

Won't be growing any maters until next spring.... between this day and then only pot.

 

[pute]

Used to pay $15 for a haircut and $5 for a tip
Then it went to $16 a haircut and $4 for a tip.
Its a buzz cut ffs
The rpm's on the buzzer have not gotten up to full speed before it gets shut down .
Gettin in the chair takes longer

I pay $25 with a $5 tip. 15 minutes and dun!

 

[joeb631a]

Won't be growing any maters until next spring.... between this day and then only pot.

tomatoes more then than now
Finished taking down the 24KT and very happy with the bud structure ,density,color and amount.
Now sure of the final weight .
Its nice having enough stock to know Im not going to try this for at least 3 weeks and weigh it

 

[joeb631a]

I pay $25 with a $5 tip. 15 minutes and dun!

I get my hair colored

 

[user 60570]

Looks like Big lookin' at some Desert Weather**

**Entire area gets only 28 inches of rain per year. But it gets it all in one day.

Unca , that photo was taken at 10,000 feet up in Victor Colorado where I was growing for a dispensary which was up those stairs I was standing at

i got live in a straw bale house 7 miles out of town down Phantom Canyon road

was a great two years for me until a red headed bad witch tried to put a spell on me

view from the straw bale house

me with the wicked red head witch

looking out the back yard from the house

took a lot of wood to keep the house warm..we were100% off grid

 

[NewbOldster]

I oughta become famous. I have a method to get as high as Andromeda's boobies on weed 1/2 the size of a lima bean.

It requires those straight glass thingies (I put a mesh in them). Put about 3/4 of the burny end full of weed. Light/hit, and exhale into the Volcano bag (or equivalent).

The weed in the glass thingy goes out immediately... but you get an extra tiny hit from clearing it. Exhale this into the bag also.

Wait a while, no smoke is going anywhere. Take your time.

Light the glass thingy again/hit. Exhale into the Volcano bag, etc.

Wait a few minutes, poke the coals with your sushi stick to see if any solids left. If so, take a last, harsh hit, exhale into yadayada.

Clean up your glassy thing with alcohol-dampened gun cleaning patches and a looong thin screwdriver.

OHH-kay. Here is what caused the above: Herself pointed out to me that there was less than half a tank of gas in the Toyota. So I had her pull the car around to the Little House where I store stuff (gas), and I lugged out a "normal" red plastic gas can and lifted it up to get it pouring.

There was no vent on this "safety approved" POS. So the gas went: gloosh--gurg--glooshgloosh... gurg... gurg... glooshgloosh... <-- It was gasping for air. NO WAY could I find to hold it so it would just pour. I gotta figure out how to punch a sealable vent in this thing. Fargin thing cost $27.

Anyway, I hadda hold that stupid can too long.<-- My 83 year old back.

So I am flying the @boo -ing B-52 once again, and it ain't even noon.

Walt, I have one of these type cans (it's all you can find anymore!). It vents via the spout - you're supposed to push in the red plastic thingie...as you're trying to push down on the spout so it'll pour and vent properly...but the spout has to be down and it's spring loaded so it pops right back up - before you can get the stupid spout into the lawn mower or whatever.

I am NOT recommending that if one were to cut the little plastic catch thingie off, then one could presumably use the can almost as a normal one. The spout is still spring loaded, so it shuts off the vent when it's all the way up, but now one doesn't need seven hands and three arms to operate the gol-danged gas can.

But that would be non-OSHA approved. That's why I am NOT recommending that one does so.

Of course...if one is over 21, one might be an adult, so...

 

[Unca Walt]

I was referring to your gas cans vent problem
There was no vent on this "safety approved" POS. So the gas went: gloosh--gurg--glooshgloosh... gurg... gurg... glooshgloosh... <-- It was gasping for air. NO WAY could I find to hold it so it would just pour. I gotta figure out how to punch a sealable vent in this thing. Fargin thing cost $27.
New nozzle kits

10 bucks

HOOOOBOY!! Thank you very large. I will Duckie them right now.

 

[NewbOldster]

Unca , that photo was taken at 10,000 feet up in Victor Colorado where I was growing for a dispensary which was up those stairs I was standing at

i got live in a straw bale house 7 miles out of town down Phantom Canyon road

was a great two years for me until a red headed bad witch tried to put a spell on me

view from the straw bale house

me with the wicked red head witch



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looking out the back yard from the house


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took a lot of wood to keep the house warm..we were100% off grid


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Looks PRETTY









cold.

 

[boo]

why bother with safety cans, use the race fuel jug and be done with it...