The Original Old Farts Club

[NewbOldster]

Yes I use number 1 but with his white hair and white scalp he still looks like fester for about a week or 2

My hair was really blond when I was in high school. I still have a full head of the stuff - no bald spots, but now it's more of a muddy water brownish, and just about every other hair is gray.

 

[user 60570]

They spray paint your dome?

My last haircut was in '75. Damn near bled to death. It gets to slightly over my shoulders and that's where it stays.

my beard is like that

i blame it on the time I caught it on fire

it only gets so long now and stops

 

[NewbOldster]

my beard is like that

i blame it on the time I caught it on fire

it only gets so long now and stops

My cousin had a ZZTop beard for years. Long ponytail and a beard damn near to his bellybutton.

One day he showed up at my house clean shaven with a crew cut. Rang the doorbell - I opened the door and asked if I could help him. I didn't know it was him 'til he grinned and then spoke.

 

[Bubba]

anyone else hear about this?

I just found out last night

over 200 mph hurricane winds

was no warning…nothing on radar

then BAM!

in just a couple hours went from calm to a Cat 5 hurricane

how does that happen?

It doesn't. Somebody went to sleep?

Bubba

 

[Bubba]

thanks Pute , Oldster….a huge low pressure system hit us yesterday and triggered a boomer migraine

had to take some opiates to get it under control and I have not had to do that for months and months…

I ampretty numb this morning but was finally able to smoke a hooter , which I cannot do while under the migraine…smoking herb with a migraine does not help me , actually makes things a little worse

but yeah , 4 cups of jamaican coffee , an English muffin with butter and honey , washed down with some kush and I am ready to go feed the chickens and cats!

Blue mountain?

Bubba

 

[Bubba]

Sir Bubba: You have discovered the exact parallel to the basic Mandarin matrix.

Sugar in it? Sugar in it. Depending on your tonal inflection, you both ask and answer.

In Mandarin, the folks over there are fond of "Ma" <-- About a fifth of the fargin population are named "Ma". But they also use "ma" for, of all things: mother, and oops, horse, or the act of swearing, or to make the previous words a question.

So you could cobble together a sentence using tonals asking:

"Does your mother swear at a horse?"
Ni ma ma ma ma?

Oh to be a chinese comedian, I don't know if they would get it or not? Tower of babble type of stuff!

 

[Bubba]

I went home on leave once and was surprised that a regular man's haircut had gone up to 50 cents at my barber. It was a quarter before.

My clipper cost 30 bucks, I think...the whole kit and caboodle.

And each time, I have less hair for them to cut. I started buying electric clippers and do it myself.

Bubba

 

[joeb631a]

This spoke to me

 

[boo]

I use my wahl trimmers and just lean over the clawfoot tub and shave my head down to a 16th of an inch. I’ll take the scissors and gently trim the sides of my beard but I hardly ever touch my mustache… it’s not about the money, it’s about just getting it done when I feel like getting it done

 

[boo]

This spoke to me

This will be my dinner is not too many days to come…

 

[Splatoid]

The Old Hen gets runny noses from time to time. I wonder........

HAHA She'll probably kick your ***.

 

[Unca Walt]

I use my wahl trimmers and just lean over the clawfoot tub and shave my head down to a 16th of an inch. I’ll take the scissors and gently trim the sides of my beard but I hardly ever touch my mustache… it’s not about the money, it’s about just getting it done when I feel like getting it done

Witchie Poo uses a Wahl Professional kit I bought 25 years ago for $5 at a yard sale. My ROI has gotta be over $1K.

 

[Hippie420]

I use my wahl trimmers and just lean over the clawfoot tub and shave my head down to a 16th of an inch. I’ll take the scissors and gently trim the sides of my beard but I hardly ever touch my mustache… it’s not about the money, it’s about just getting it done when I feel like getting it done

I trim my mustache when it starts getting stuck in my teeth when I'm eating.

 

[WeedHopper]

That's butt hairs from your toothbrush.

 

[Hippie420]

Don't check your's in the morning. I didn't touch it, honest.....

 

[WeedHopper]

You bas turd.

 

[Unca Walt]

why bother with safety cans, use the race fuel jug and be done with it...

I've got five of the race fuel jugs. But I also have a buncha legacy red plastic icky ones. I like to keep about forty gallons ahead in gas storage for car and generators.

OH!! What a nice susprise! My next door neighbor's wife came over with a huge flower arrangement for us with a really nice note inside. We had just given them a shadowbox under glass feather butterfly artwork using feathers from Fancy Pants and Beau.
Sorta like this one on the wall behind me:

I just noticed -- My metal (left) shoulder shows in this pic: You can see it is higher than the other.

 

[joeb631a]

Witchie Poo uses a Wahl Professional kit I bought 25 years ago for $5 at a yard sale. My ROI has gotta be over $1K.

And you're not even talking about the savings you had doing your own manscaping

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

I use a Conair moustache and beard trimmer, which also comes with a handy attachment for trimming my nose hairs and hairs growing from and out of my ears, that grow at the same rate as my moustache and beard.

 

[joeb631a]

I use a Conair moustache and beard trimmer, which also comes with a handy attachment for trimming my nose hairs and hairs growing from and out of my ears, that grow at the same rate as my moustache and beard.

you should do a before and after picture and let us decide.