The Original Old Farts Club

[NewbOldster]

Used to pay $15 for a haircut and $5 for a tip
Then it went to $16 a haircut and $4 for a tip.
Its a buzz cut ffs
The rpm's on the buzzer have not gotten up to full speed before it gets shut down .
Gettin in the chair takes longer

I went home on leave once and was surprised that a regular man's haircut had gone up to 50 cents at my barber. It was a quarter before.

My clipper cost 30 bucks, I think...the whole kit and caboodle.

 

[RosterMan]

I get my hair colored

What hair it takes a min to cut three hairs left I thought

 

[RosterMan]

I went home on leave once and was surprised that a regular man's haircut had gone up to 50 cents at my barber. It was a quarter before.

My clipper cost 30 bucks, I think...the whole kit and caboodle.

I have clippers too, make the mistake of letting the wife buzz my head after 2 glasses of wine.
She would take a swipe and giggle. I knew I was in trouble.

 

[NewbOldster]

Want me to make some of these for your old hens?
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That's why chickens (and dogs) go bad, ya' know.

 

[NewbOldster]

I have clippers too, make the mistake of letting the wife buzz my head after 2 glasses of wine.
She would take a swipe and giggle. I knew I was in trouble.

Mine doesn't drink, but she doesn't like cutting my hair either. I should just do it myself, but I get her to do it just as soon as I get up in the morning with bedhead.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

I have thick wavy hair that gets impossible to manage if it gets very long so I keep it short and have it thinned as well as cut about monthly.

 

[RosterMan]

I have thick wavy hair that gets impossible to manage if it gets very long so I keep it short and have it thinned as well as cut about monthly.

My hair is similar, I have the top of my hair grow straight up into a Buffone and looks like an animal made their nest up there.
See how I used their, there, and They're

 

[user 60570]

there ain’t enough time in the day for a haircut so I quit…going on 7 years , zero haircuts , trim split ends is all

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

there ain’t enough time in the day for a haircut so I quit…going on 7 years , zero haircuts , trim split ends is all

If I had hair your length, it would be sticking in all directions. My beard is even worse.

 

[MariJan]

Won't be growing any maters until next spring.... between this day and then only pot.

I started cutting Dads hair when covid closed everything down. Glad I dont have to schlep him to Fort Bliss once a month anymore. Now he gets the uncle fester… lol

 

[MariJan]

I have clippers too, make the mistake of letting the wife buzz my head after 2 glasses of wine.
She would take a swipe and giggle. I knew I was in trouble.

You grt the Fester too?

 

[joeb631a]

why bother with safety cans, use the race fuel jug and be done with it...

my snowblower aint that fast.

 

[joeb631a]

What hair it takes a min to cut three hairs left I thought

yes but they're three nice hairs

 

[joeb631a]

I get my hair colored

And it dosent even cost me a dime .White is my only color choice and I seem to be on a fast schedule.

 

[Hippie420]

I get my hair colored

They spray paint your dome?

My last haircut was in '75. Damn near bled to death. It gets to slightly over my shoulders and that's where it stays.

 

[NewbOldster]

I started cutting Dads hair when covid closed everything down. Glad I dont have to schlep him to Fort Bliss once a month anymore. Now he gets the uncle fester… lol

I don't do Fester...I just use the shortest adapter. I think it's 1/8 inch.

 

[joeb631a]

They spray paint your dome?

My last haircut was in '75. Damn near bled to death. It gets to slightly over my shoulders and that's where it stays.

negitive ,

 

[NewbOldster]

If I had hair your length, it would be sticking in all directions. My beard is even worse.

I've only grown a beard once. Took forever, and I looked like a retarded billy goat.

 

[MariJan]

I don't do Fester...I just use the shortest adapter. I think it's 1/8 inch.

Yes I use number 1 but with his white hair and white scalp he still looks like fester for about a week or 2

 

[joeb631a]

I've only grown a beard once. Took forever, and I looked like a retarded billy goat.

I have had all three ,beard, goatee and goat