The Original Old Farts Club

[joeb631a]

Good thing I am wearing waders
Its getting Deep............

You should start the day with waders

 

[joeb631a]

Not at all, no need too.
I have a nice , well fitting, fleece lined pair of Flintstone slippers on now.

must look great on you

 

[Hippie420]

It certainly is. Pretend you don't know English at all -- you come from China.

And you hear: Too, to, two. Where, wear, wear again but totally different.

And the way you crazy Engrish spell a sound! Take the "oo" sound. You can spell it:

view, blue, bleu, sioux, too, two, to, through, threw, Hugh (name), you, usual, coup, ewe... and that's just offa the top of my literary head. Wozzat? Lemme count...

That's fourteen fargin ways to spell the "oo" sound in common use here. Hah. My fermented mind just came up with another spelling that some 'Merkin might use: Mon Dieu!

Then you take just one of those words, and see what torture we inflict on others from afar:

Through. <-- As in finished (we are through)
Through. <-- As in passage (we got through)
Threw. <-- Tossed
Threw. <-- Lost on purpose

He threw his mitt because he threw the game and now he's through.

D'ysee, we use a blue jillion homographs and homophones. <-- Knock it off, I'm tryna tell ya sumpin' here, and already yer comin' up with gay crap. Where was I? Oh yeah...

Homographs are Engrish words that are spelled the same, but mean totally different things. Here's a pisser of a homograph: row, row, row. <-- oars, garden, fight.

Homophones can be bought at the local gay sound the same but have totally different meanings: see, sea

Oh, dear. Just read this. I dunno whut the heck luv @boo is puttin' in his grow, but I am as high as limburger cheese. <-- Thet thar is a double-use homophone "high", BTW.

Took a piece half the size of a lima bean. Straight glass piped it, exhaling to my Volcano bag. Got two and a half hits to put in the bag. The bag lasted perhaps ten minutes.

Blitzed. I know this because my literary governer falls offa my word carburetor...

You forgot my favorite; They're, there, and their. "They're going over there to pick up their weed."

I also like the pronunciation of a lot of our words. Take the state of Kansas. Pronounced just like it reads. Now, ad ar on the front of Kansas and you get the state of Arkansas. It's pronounced R can saw. Weird.

 

[user 60570]

good morning

coffee and English muffins

 

[giggy]

Morning everybody, happy fry-day.

 

[Bubba]

You forgot my favorite; They're, there, and their. "They're going over there to pick up their weed."

I also like the pronunciation of a lot of our words. Take the state of Kansas. Pronounced just like it reads. Now, ad ar on the front of Kansas and you get the state of Arkansas. It's pronounced R can saw. Weird.

How about just inflection changing meaning of same words: question, "Sugar in it?" Or answer: "Sugar in it."

Bubba

 

[boo]

My morning routine every day is the same. I have my bowl of oatmeal with blueberries, half of a bagel with cream cheese, two oatmeal, fruit bars, and a cup of tea. I lean back into a cushion and ice my back while I have my breakfast… Ivan is laying at the door of the back porch and he acts like he’s been running circles all night long. He’s completely exhausted and looks like a dead dog.

 

[RosterMan]

You should start the day with waders

I would rather have waffles

 

[user 60570]

anyone else hear about this?

I just found out last night

over 200 mph hurricane winds

was no warning…nothing on radar

then BAM!

in just a couple hours went from calm to a Cat 5 hurricane

how does that happen?

 

[RosterMan]

 

[RosterMan]

must look great on you

Oh They are Smashingly beautiful

 

[joeb631a]

Oh They are Smashingly beautiful

as I pictured they would look

 

[NewbOldster]

good morning

coffee and English muffins

I made a pot roast yesterday. Actually had a couple small bowls of that for breakfast today.
Gonna rain and get cold here.

 

[pute]

Morning OFC! I had Mexican last night and it doesn't agree with me.....holy moly!

Storm coming....I gotta get the snow blower out and make sure it will start. All outdoor plants won't make it through this one. High Sunday won't make it above freezing.

 

[user 60570]

I made a pot roast yesterday. Actually had a couple small bowls of that for breakfast today.
Gonna rain and get cold here.

nothing wrong with some pot roast soup for breakfast no Sir

Swede drinks broth a lot in the morning…I do like some steak and eggs in the morning , lately it has been maple flavored sausages with eggs…me and Swede ate the whole pack one morning….

snow for us this weekend and I am trying to finish the coop….lost a day yesterday…sick as a dawg

 

[RosterMan]

nothing wrong with some pot roast soup for breakfast no Sir

Swede drinks broth a lot in the morning…I do like some steak and eggs in the morning , lately it has been maple flavored sausages with eggs…me and Swede ate the whole pack one morning….

snow for us this weekend and I am trying to finish the coop….lost a day yesterday…sick as a dawg

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[Hippie420]

The tons of leaves I sucked up two days ago and had it down to bare grass have magically reappeared. If I wait long enough it might start raining.....

Naw, gotta get out there and get 'em. Good thing is the bulk of 'em have fallen. There'll still be some to monkey with after they're all down, but it won't take near as long. Still got to blow 'em off the roof and clean 'em outta the gutters.

 

[pute]

nothing wrong with some pot roast soup for breakfast no Sir

Swede drinks broth a lot in the morning…I do like some steak and eggs in the morning , lately it has been maple flavored sausages with eggs…me and Swede ate the whole pack one morning….

snow for us this weekend and I am trying to finish the coop….lost a day yesterday…sick as a dawg

Hope you are better today! I'm not sick but It feels like I drank a bottle of liquid Drano.

 

[NewbOldster]

nothing wrong with some pot roast soup for breakfast no Sir

Swede drinks broth a lot in the morning…I do like some steak and eggs in the morning , lately it has been maple flavored sausages with eggs…me and Swede ate the whole pack one morning….

snow for us this weekend and I am trying to finish the coop….lost a day yesterday…sick as a dawg

Hope you're feeling better.

 

[user 60570]

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how about me going to work?