The Original Old Farts Club

[WeedHopper]

I was married to a lewd and lascivious once. Lemme tell ya', that was some mighty fine lewd.
All my 'friends' and half the town also enjoyed enjoyed the lascivious, though. That was a bit too much for this ol' boy.
A friend gave her the pad on his motor, and they rode off into the sunset.
I mean, it's a looooonnng story, but I ask - have you ever gotten news that was so overwhelmingly AWESOME that it caused a chubby? I have. When she said "Bob...I love 'Jodie' and want a divorce."

"ok, babe." WHERE DO I SIGN??

That could be a Country song.

 

[Unca Walt]

I'm home. Critters fed, bed made, mail retrieved, teeth brushed, face washed, and hair combed. Good to go. Got a few outdoor thingies to do and then I'm takin' my gals out to the picture show (talkies for Walter). Gonna go and watch the movie The last voyage of the Demeter. Loves me some vampire flics. Old Hen and Pullet went to see Barbie last week. Not my cup of tea. I don't do chick flics.

Lordy. The last movie I ever saw in a theater was "We Were Sojers Once, And Horny"

Long time ago. And then there was "Shaving Ryan's Privates"

Seriously, I've given up going out for movies. At my age (I am closer in years to 100 than I am to the age of some of youse little Yodas) me or my lady will need to go pee or get ice cream or both. And we can back up the film to get the actor to repeat sumpin.

Anyway, we went to a drive-in, hated the movie -- so we cut up the seats.

 

[joeb631a]

That could be a Country song.

wish I thought of that !

 

[Unca Walt]

in other words , debauchery

exactly

In Scotland in the 18th century (I was just a kid) they had the word you are looking for:
Houghmangandy

 

[joeb631a]

Lordy. The last movie I ever saw in a theater was "We Were Sojers Once, And Horny"

Long time ago. And then there was "Shaving Ryan's Privates"

Seriously, I've given up going out for movies. At my age (I am closer in years to 100 than I am to the age of some of youse little Yodas) me or my lady will need to go pee or get ice cream or both. And we can back up the film to get the actor to repeat sumpin.

Anyway, we went to a drive-in, hated the movie -- so we cut up the seats.

Last time I was in a drive-in it was the Patchogue drive-in 1978 with my girlfriend in the throes of youthly passion.
If I were to try that again I would need an Orthopedic surgeon and IV pain meds with the turbo attachment.

 

[joeb631a]

In Scotland in the 18th century (I was just a kid) they had the word you are looking for:
Houghmangandy

a lot of letters Unc!

 

[joeb631a]

A fyi to my fine Friends.
Dont know if you sail into the auto flower solar system but Mephisto genetics has just got back in stock a quick growing very delicious girl named Sour Crack.I bearly got to know her and she was done.

 

[Hippie420]

I was married to a lewd and lascivious once. Lemme tell ya', that was some mighty fine lewd.
All my 'friends' and half the town also enjoyed enjoyed the lascivious, though. That was a bit too much for this ol' boy.
A friend gave her the pad on his motor, and they rode off into the sunset.
I mean, it's a looooonnng story, but I ask - have you ever gotten news that was so overwhelmingly AWESOME that it caused a chubby? I have. When she said "Bob...I love 'Jodie' and want a divorce."

"ok, babe." WHERE DO I SIGN??

Our little town is so small, you don't lose your wife, ya just lose your turn.


The movie wasn't epic, but it was well done and pretty kool. I didn't feel like I'd been screwed out of my money.

 

[Unca Walt]

Last time I was in a drive-in it was the Patchogue drive-in 1978 with my girlfriend in the throes of youthly passion.
If I were to try that again I would need an Orthopedic surgeon and IV pain meds with the turbo attachment.

A military buddy of mine got a little Crosley. He was inordinately proud of the ding in the windshield on the passenger's side.

The glass got busted by his girlfriend's garter belt snapping while in a contorted position.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Good morning rasty old farts and kindly fartesses! Topless Tuesday yet again! Flaunt-em if ya got-um!

 

[joeb631a]

Good morning rasty old farts and kindly fartesses! Topless Tuesday yet again! Flaunt-em if ya got-um!

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I do got em , nothing I like seeing though

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

I do got em , nothing I like seeing though

Mine are nothing to look at either, except I have a skin tag on one side so that it looks like I have three nipples.

 

[joeb631a]

Mine are nothing to look at either, except I have a skin tag on one side so that it looks like I have three nipples.

nipples are like martinis ,one is not enough and three are too many

 

[user 60570]

Good morning

let us drink coffee

 

[pute]

Morning OFC. DRIVE In.... barely remember them. There hasn't been any around here in decades. Don't remember the last time I used my back seat either.

 

[joeb631a]

Good morning

let us drink coffee


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light and sweet

 

[Hippie420]

I do got em , nothing I like seeing though

You're way too modest, Joey. You've always been a handsome brute in a Rubenesque sort of way.

 

[joeb631a]

You're way too modest, Joey. You've always been a handsome brute in a Rubenesque sort of way.

silver tongue fox you....

 

[joeb631a]

Words of advice for my friends

 

[user 60570]

light and sweet

how about another cup?

if we drink moar coffee we can get less stuff done in faster time