The Original Old Farts Club

[Unca Walt]

Is this a thread where you can reminisce about making sun tea in a gallon glass jar, then sitting out on the deck in the sun, takin' a toke or two and watching the tendrils of the steeping tea slowly and magically drift and spiral downwards in the jar 'til the bottom is reached before gently following the contours inside into an upward movement, making little seahorse tails of swirls at the bottom before colliding with other, similar tendrils in a spectacular orgy of intermingling teanemones seemingly seeking each other out for both individual consumption and complete, collective integration in a coup against the clear liquid of the Host H2O, while contemplating the metaphysical forces that orchestrate such a performance to the beautiful guitar licks of Lou Reed's Sweet Jane?

Or...

What are YOU doing here!! Migawd! The erudition, concinnous words that mucronate to a rident gleed...

Unexpected, this was. [/yoda]
Impressive [/Darth Waltie]

 

[user 60570]

I need one of these




https://x.com/thebestfigen/status/1690740181568020480?s=61

 

[Hippie420]

Slave labor?

 

[Unca Walt]

brother boo, he was a 50 year plus brother. thank you brother.

My father-in-law was a treasure. NYC Fireman for thirty years. Taught me sabre fencing.
@giggy -- The ache kinda goes away in an odd sort of fashion as time goes by... You kinda just remember the fun things you did with him.

We were all padded up with fencing masks, and he 'splained to me I could just take my wooden sabre (with a guard) and try to take him out. Yeah.

You swing like a Viking and you will die like a lemming. Science and art. One time I thought I saw a kewl opening... and BOP! OW-SHIT! I got a wooden rod down the top of my head. Bill looked at me with a grin and said:

"Ever notice in the movies, NOBODY ever gets clocked in the head in a swordfight?"

Movies, I have learned, are not real.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

What are YOU doing here!! Migawd! The erudition, concinnous words that mucronate to a rident gleed...

Unexpected, this was. [/yoda]
Impressive [/Darth Waltie]View attachment 337403

You being a fervent supported in flowery words and creative writing skills, I can see why you are so exhilarated.

 

[Hippie420]

What are YOU doing here!! Migawd! The erudition, concinnous words that mucronate to a rident gleed...

Unexpected, this was. [/yoda]
Impressive [/Darth Waltie]View attachment 337403

 

[Unca Walt]

I need one of these
https://x.com/thebestfigen/status/1690740181568020480?s=61

That is so fargin kewl. I am gonna make one.

 

[user 60570]

That is so fargin kewl. I am gonna make one.

start selling them and I will be your first customer

 

[SubmarineGirl]

That is so fargin kewl. I am gonna make one.

Then you can fold all the shirts

 

[Unca Walt]

 

[pute]

Anybody home? Not me! I am going for a walk.

 

[Hippie420]

I'm home. Critters fed, bed made, mail retrieved, teeth brushed, face washed, and hair combed. Good to go. Got a few outdoor thingies to do and then I'm takin' my gals out to the picture show (talkies for Walter). Gonna go and watch the movie The last voyage of the Demeter. Loves me some vampire flics. Old Hen and Pullet went to see Barbie last week. Not my cup of tea. I don't do chick flics.

 

[joeb631a]

Wife's dad passed this evening. The hillside will never be the same again.

Sorry Brother
RIP

 

[joeb631a]

Is this a thread where you can reminisce about making sun tea in a gallon glass jar, then sitting out on the deck in the sun, takin' a toke or two and watching the tendrils of the steeping tea slowly and magically drift and spiral downwards in the jar 'til the bottom is reached before gently following the contours inside into an upward movement, making little seahorse tails of swirls at the bottom before colliding with other, similar tendrils in a spectacular orgy of intermingling teanemones seemingly seeking each other out for both individual consumption and complete, collective integration in a coup against the clear liquid of the Host H2O, while contemplating the metaphysical forces that orchestrate such a performance to the beautiful guitar licks of Lou Reed's Sweet Jane?

Or...

Nope ! just some thong sun tea and me thinking lewd and possibly lascivious thoughts.

 

[user 60570]

Nope ! just some thong sun tea and me thinking lewd and possibly lascivious thoughts.

in other words , debauchery

 

[joeb631a]

in other words , debauchery

exactly

 

[user 60570]

exactly

of whom Sir Tattered Old Graywolf has reached glorious heights of , maybe a connoisseur of the Highest Order of Debaucherry , HOOD certified

 

[RosterMan]

I'm home. Critters fed, bed made, mail retrieved, teeth brushed, face washed, and hair combed. Good to go. Got a few outdoor thingies to do and then I'm takin' my gals out to the picture show (talkies for Walter). Gonna go and watch the movie The last voyage of the Demeter. Loves me some vampire flics. Old Hen and Pullet went to see Barbie last week. Not my cup of tea. I don't do chick flics

 

[NewbOldster]

Nope ! just some thong sun tea and me thinking lewd and possibly lascivious thoughts.

I was married to a lewd and lascivious once. Lemme tell ya', that was some mighty fine lewd.
All my 'friends' and half the town also enjoyed enjoyed the lascivious, though. That was a bit too much for this ol' boy.
A friend gave her the pad on his motor, and they rode off into the sunset.
I mean, it's a looooonnng story, but I ask - have you ever gotten news that was so overwhelmingly AWESOME that it caused a chubby? I have. When she said "Bob...I love 'Jodie' and want a divorce."

"ok, babe." WHERE DO I SIGN??

 

[joeb631a]

of whom Sir Tattered Old Graywolf has reached glorious heights of , maybe a connoisseur of the Highest Order of Debaucherry , HOOD certified

All Rise !