The Original Old Farts Club

[pute]

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I have heard that crabs multiply like spider mites.....yikes

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Awe that’s so sweet Pute.

 

[giggy]

Morning everybody, it's fry-day eve. Time to get the day started. I'll be in the shop for awhile so they will be keeping me busy for awhile. Yall have a great day.

 

[user 60570]

Good morning again again

 

[WeedHopper]

 

[Unca Walt]

Yeah your chances are pretty fking slim.
By the way,,,I know all the tricks to help get your heartbeat back in rhythm if you ever have another AFib attack. The 1st one is the quickest usually. Just cough real hard several times and a lot of times it will go back to normal. Another one is use your fingers to message you carotid arteries in your neck. It may take a few minutes but it can also help bring your heartbeat back to normal. Stick your face in cold water or you can even Set down and bend over and strain like your taking a crap,,just don't shit on yourself.
All of those things works on a nerve that helps reset your heartbeat.

Your vagus nerve — which goes from your brainstem to your belly — plays a major role in your parasympathetic nervous system, which controls a number of things in your body, including heart rate.

That is all good advice and should be repeated.

Not that I am a doctor, but I play a doctor's father in real life.

 

[Unca Walt]

pute -- A guy I know who worked in a trout fishery passed on some important information:

NEVER touch a trout without wetting your hands. The have a thin coating of slime that protects them. Dry hands will damage that protection and it could cause the fish to get sick and die.

The YouTube thingy above never mentions this crucial bit of information.

 

[joeb631a]

I have heard that crabs multiply like spider mites.....yikes

and those types of crabs are not for crab sauce .. ( you need too many..)

 

[RosterMan]

Funny around 23 years ago I am at flax pond at night with my soon to be brother-in-law and some boys and I was fishing .Flax pond is a premier spot and no access to that beach unless you live in Flax pond . No one was serious just hanging out and I am the only one fishing .
I am a surf caster and a serious one . Im in waders ,trying not to spook the water with these choochs .I hook unto a schooly stripe bass. I get it to shore and a rich woke friend of my BIL barks at me and says JOE YOU CANT KEEP THAT .I knew that but he is a chooch so I let it go .The doosh bag then goes to the fish ,puts his foot on the fish ( afraid to get his hands slimy) and ripps the effin hook out .Really ? I was forty two then and you ass wipe you don't think i know how to take a fish off the hook? Killed the poor thing and I barked at the asszhole .Ten minutes later I hook up with another one. I removed the hook gently and eased her back in the water and she happily swam away for another day. Its bad enough when you hook up deep but that wasn't the case

Play this song for that BIL next time LOL

 

[joeb631a]

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

I have heard that crabs multiply like spider mites.....yikes

Between wife number one and two, I briefly had a male roommate, so as to be able to afford food and rent, in addition to paying off debts and my child support.

He developed an ugly spot on his chin which was diagnosed as Impetigo. That cut off his sex and after about a week of him pacing the floor, I come home to find him and one of the infamous town pumps in the kitchen preparing dinner, and I heard her say, "Are you sure that isn't contagious?"

I had to leave the room to keep from reacting and thought, "What a miserable shit."

They did jump in the sack, but she made him bandage the oozing sore on his chin first.

A week later as I am preparing breakfast, he comes out the shower and asks, "JD, have you ever had crabs?" That time I couldn't keep from breaking out laughing.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

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My personal preference is no bra!

 

[Unca Walt]

Here is an amazing montage -- It shows the fantastic progress of robotic development over only the very last ten years.

From a clumsy, wired-up thing to an acrobat... each stage/date shown. The last 30 seconds are unreal. (And the video is two years old...)

 

[stain]

Morning... took a little time this morning to take a few pics. Took even more time trying to pick out the best looking ones. My eyes are going down hill. Here's what they thought were the best ...

 

[WeedHopper]

Looking good brother.

 

[pute]

pute -- A guy I know who worked in a trout fishery passed on some important information:

NEVER touch a trout without wetting your hands. The have a thin coating of slime that protects them. Dry hands will damage that protection and it could cause the fish to get sick and die.

The YouTube thingy above never mentions this crucial bit of information.

Yes it does. Watch the beginning again.

 

[pute]

Morning, gotta get my daily walk in first thing. After I will be taking a fresh round of cuts.

Cool day coming. Won't get out of the 70's. Rain later. Currently snowing on the highest mountain peaks. Fall is here and we all know what comes next.

 

[WeedHopper]

Don't pee on the fire hydrants Pute.

 

[giggy]

and those types of crabs are not for crab sauce .. ( you need too many..)

Saber tooth crouch crawers

 

[RosterMan]