Random Thought Thread

[user 60570]

A Public Service Announcement


Remember to always wear a personal flotation device when playing in and around water.

They will save one’s life.

 

[oldfogey8]

A Public Service Announcement


Remember to always wear a personal flotation device when playing in and around water.

They will save one’s life.


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[RosterMan]

 

[WeedHopper]

I wanna be a dolphin.

 

[dogster]

https://9gag.com/gag/a5nLbGy

 

[WeedHopper]

Well if i was a dolphin it wouldn't count as rape. Just a dumb dolphin doing what they do best.

 

[boo]

Why do companies call customer service that if they hire idiots to speak to the customers. I’m trying to order a very specific part for an old car and I keep on getting told that that car came with a V6 in 1960. No matter what I say they insist they’re right. The world is going to hell in a handbasket and it seems like we’re all on it for the ride.

 

[pute]

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You mean High Beems!

 

[Bubba]

Crazy bastard. I don't want cold water blowing up my ass. I would jump straight up in the air and hurt myself.

The pricier models warm the water. You would think this mandatory.

Bubba

 

[pute]

Why do companies call customer service that if they hire idiots to speak to the customers. I’m trying to order a very specific part for an old car and I keep on getting told that that car came with a V6 in 1960. No matter what I say they insist they’re right. The world is going to hell in a handbasket and it seems like we’re all on it for the ride.

I can't ever understand most everybody who works in customer service. SPEAK ENGLISH DAMIT!

 

[boo]

I just got off the phone with a representative for a local wholesale company. He was a Spaniard who didn’t want my business and told me to go buy it from the competition because it was too much work to research what I needed… I gave him the model manufacture and part number and he still had a hard time. Figuring out what it is. I wanted. I am done with idiots for the day or at least I hope I am… I’m finally getting out of the house to go pick up rent.

 

[Bubba]

Why do companies call customer service that if they hire idiots to speak to the customers. I’m trying to order a very specific part for an old car and I keep on getting told that that car came with a V6 in 1960. No matter what I say they insist they’re right. The world is going to hell in a handbasket and it seems like we’re all on it for the ride.

Off hand, I can't think of a single v6 made in US in 1960. Of course back then I paid no attention to anything smaller than a V8.

Lots of straight 6 motors...

Bubba

 

[oldfogey8]

You mean High Beems!

That too. I was speaking about a different organ.

 

[RosterMan]

A Church organ perhaps?

 

[SubmarineGirl]

That too. I was speaking about a different organ.

Organ?

 

[oldfogey8]

Organ?
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Pipe organ…

 

[RosterMan]

I see

Organ?
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you are are not wearing your epidermis this morning

 

[RosterMan]

oh fungoo

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Pipe organ…
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Oh, ok …

 

[RosterMan]

Real Mature Man