Random Thought Thread

[RosterMan]

Might I recommend a game changer in case you have not tried one. Really change your life.

Just a simple bidet toilet seat could be your path to colon enlightenment

I switched to a bidet 25 yrs ago
Squeaky clean and no mad run on TP

 

[RosterMan]

if Pute gets a bidet , will he become the but-t of jokes?

I thought he already was.............................................

 

[user 60570]

No it’s just a path to colon enlightenment.

So when they put that little lighted camera probe in your colon there is nothing to see….especially if you take all your laxatives

interesting…

I just can’t get past the sphincter , it seems to have a mind of its own

 

[RosterMan]

interesting…

I just can’t get past the sphincter , it seems to have a mind of its own

If you set the spray on strong you will

 

[RosterMan]

The expression "a leopard doesn't change its spots"1 or "a leopard cannot change its spots"23 is a proverbial saying that means it is impossible for one to change their innate nature34. It is usually used to suggest that people who have done bad things will always be bad people35.

 

[pute]

Shitty subject

 

[RosterMan]

Butt seriously a bidet is the way to go

 

[RosterMan]

I found an add on unit and recommend it highly
It called a gobidet cost around 135 dollars
Can be installed in 15 mins

 

[user 60570]

The expression "a leopard doesn't change its spots"1 or "a leopard cannot change its spots"23 is a proverbial saying that means it is impossible for one to change their innate nature34. It is usually used to suggest that people who have done bad things will always be bad people35.

it is true…we are sinners , we have spots , our human innate nature

then there is the supernatural angle , the Great Mystery , where anything is possible , even the washing away of our spots

just my thoughts

 

[RosterMan]

I go flying so High..............................................
When Im stoned.

 

[user 60570]

anyone seen Bill?


this one goes out to Hopper , don’t mess with Hopper , see if this tune gets stuck in your mind all day

 

[WeedHopper]

Now i wanna dance.

 

[WeedHopper]

Now that song is stuck in my head ya bastard.

 

[Bubba]

I switched to a bidet 25 yrs ago
Squeaky clean and no mad run on TP

Hopefully your hand soap expenditures increased proportionately! LOL!

Bubba

 

[Bubba]

anyone seen Bill?


this one goes out to Hopper , don’t mess with Hopper , see if this tune gets stuck in your mind all day

As long as it isn't disco duck .

 

[KGB]

Butt seriously a bidet is the way to go

When it was clear that fights were breaking out in stores over toilet paper I summoned my courage and ordered one of these. No longer would I have the joy of wadding up paper and scrounging around my ass for shit then spread it out across my butt cheeks. The wife was then curious and tried it.

When we moved to our new home the first thing she asked for was bidet toilet seats. I mean if Howard Stern can make a big deal talking about his experience why not me. Sure I didn’t buy the $500 fancy one that also both blow dries and conditions your pubic hairs but it does the job.

 

[WeedHopper]

Flushable Wipes work pretty well to keep my ass clean.

 

[KGB]

Flushable Wipes work pretty well to keep my ass clean.

Maybe but a statue of you wiping your butt with flushable wipes isn’t going to be as popular as my butt over a fountain of water! Bidets are artistic and could escalate in value over time…maybe

But seriously I paid $38 for the seat how much did you spend on butt wipes in a year?

 

[WeedHopper]

My Wife gets them at Costco. Have no idea the cost. I cant carry that toilet seat to a hotel with me when I'm working out of town.

 

[boo]

No it’s just a path to colon enlightenment.

So when they put that little lighted camera probe in your colon there is nothing to see….especially if you take all your laxatives

My neighbor Earl was telling me he went in for a colonoscopy, and he didn’t feel like it was necessary to do the day before prep. They got him in the hospital and on the table and as soon as they put the camera up his keister, they yanked it out and told him to go home and read the instructions one more time. The prep is misrrable