Pick up lines

[pussum]

So what are your best, or some of the best pickup lines, you have ever used or heard used?

I have a few that I used regularly, but they were done jokingly way WAY after I got to know the girl. Some were lame, some were . . . not so lame. Haha.


How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled. . . or fertilized?

Hey You wanna F--- and get a pizza? (When she looks at you in disgust you say) What you don't like pizza?

Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Do you come here often? Because I'm about to come here right now

[/FONT]If you and I were squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd becoming too!

Hey baby, wanna go halves on a *******?

 

[the_riz]

lol hilarious..

might have to try the "hey baby, wanna go halves on a *******" one if im ever single again lol!

 

[Hick]

"Hi there. You have any Native American Indian in you?"...."NO?"...
...."Want some?"...

 

[kindphriend]

Do you wash your pants with windex? Cause I can see myself in ´em.

Do you like strawberries or blueberries? (she says: X.....why?) Just want to know what kind of pancakes to make you for breakfast.

 

[MJ20]

hahaha..funny stuff.lol

 

[55DAYZNCOUNTIN]

Man: Do you have a quarter?
Women: Why?
Man: Cause my mom told me to call her when I fell in love!
Women: Slap!
LoL, 55

 

[Rehab is for Quitters]

Okay, here is one that I heard in a bar one night.... (I am female btw)

'Is there such thing as love at first sight or should I walk by you again?'

WEAK!!!

But my college roommate heard my all time favorite 'pick up' line to date:

'Do you know the difference between a chicken leg and my penis?' To which she replied 'no'. And her horny suiter then asked, 'then would you like to go on a picnic with me?'

To all you guys, if ANY of these lines have worked for you, then you have my ultimate respect!!!

 

[fatman]

sitting bar with friend one night and this looker came in and my friend just keeps staring at her.she says whut u looking at he says iv been in japan for 3 years and just not use to seeing pretty round eyed girls.worked for him.lol