Island Of Misfits

[NewbOldster]

Thank you! Grayfox was especially touched that I made her card this year, vowing to cherish it always.

A tip to the rest of ya'll old farts that haven't already learned that tidbit and looking to score points.

Uncle Chen is Chinese, so sweet n sour more probable. Everything I've had there thus far has been tasty, so we could get wild and crazy.

I scored major points when I unexpectedly sent my wife a live flowering plant on like the tenth anniversary of our first date. We don't really "do" flowers and such, but I sent a plant to her office...and the other ladies she works with said they were going home and tell their husbands how thoughtless they are.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

I scored major points when I unexpectedly sent my wife a live flowering plant on like the tenth anniversary of our first date. We don't really "do" flowers and such, but I sent a plant to her office...and the other ladies she works with said they were going home and tell their husbands how thoughtless they are.

I hand knapped hearts out of obsidian one Valentines Day for both the department secretary that I shared and our retired ex-secretary, who sometimes still subbed.

Both were blown away and when schedules conflicted, they did my work first.

 

[MariJan]

Just call him Mr. Piggy

As small as he looks piglet

 

[Unca Walt]

Thank you! Grayfox was especially touched that I made her card this year, vowing to cherish it always. Attached is the cover photo:

A tip to the rest of ya'll old farts that haven't already learned that tidbit and looking to score points.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^So true, dat.

Here's one I did: I made a tear-off paper pad with something special that could be had for the pad receipt.

On that list were things like

"Good For: Trip to the beach without me groaning."
"Coupon: One long footie rub."
"Lucky Ticket: Dinner out at the place of your choice."
"XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX" <-- Sorry, you kids ain't ready.
"Free Ride: You get to steer the plane."

And so on for 25 squares.

 

[joeb631a]

"Makes me wonder" Led Zepplin

 

[joeb631a]

They threw his hips out at the last Christmas party. He's got to learn how to pace himself, and his coworkers need to learn that no means no.

words of wisdom there

 

[pute]

Couple more days

 

[user 60570]

 

[joeb631a]

Pardee, pardee, pardee.............................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good morning Island brothers and sisters!

A gorgeous clear day here, starting at 58F and predicted to reach 72F.

We got a second demand letter to trim our tree at our rental, this one registered. I placed a second response call and left another more direct message, this one answered by their apologetic business representative with a cute voice, who I invited for a walk-through next week, to include the corporate owner in charge. I have some suggestions for them, that I would like to deliver in person and am waiting to hear back on the schedule.

Today marks Grayfox and my 39th wedding anniversary and 50 years of dating and friendship. I made her an anniversary card using one of our wedding pictures with added mushy content and we are eating out tonight at Uncle Chen's Dynasty.

Congratulations
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[joeb631a]

They threw his hips out at the last Christmas party. He's got to learn how to pace himself, and his coworkers need to learn that no means no.

That right !
EASY POPI

 

[pute]

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What hurt more....the cramp or the truck?

 

[joeb631a]

Thank you! Grayfox was especially touched that I made her card this year, vowing to cherish it always. Attached is the cover photo:

A tip to the rest of ya'll old farts that haven't already learned that tidbit and looking to score points.

Uncle Chen is Chinese, so sweet n sour more probable. Everything I've had there thus far has been tasty, so we could get wild and crazy.View attachment 343067

She is as pretty as I imagined ,and you're far more handsome than Roster described.

 

[joeb631a]

I hand knapped hearts out of obsidian one Valentines Day for both the department secretary that I shared and our retired ex-secretary, who sometimes still subbed.

Both were blown away and when schedules conflicted, they did my work first.

sly dog

 

[RosterMan]

She is as pretty as I imagined ,and you're far more handsome than Roster described.

A man's man and dirty sexy too

 

[boo]

While you guys are dwelling in the gutter with your minds, I’m going to go out and peel off the front of a car so I can get to the water pump… it seems I work on them more than I drive them as of late… what pisses me off is not removing the water pump but everything else to get to it. The cars and trucks of today are 10 times worse than the ones of the 60s.

 

[Hippie420]

Back from Murder City with nary a bullet hole. Half hour there, two minutes in the tube, and a half hour back. What fun.

 

[RosterMan]

Back from Murder City with nary a bullet hole. Half hour there, two minutes in the tube, and a half hour back. What fun.

 

[Hippie420]

Beer thirty. I'll be back.

 

[WeedHopper]

I'm seeing lots of hugs and kisses from your GM and coworkers today. No tongues, please.

Yeah they made me a cake. Put this on the wall. And have me a little present. It's a glass full of ***** to give. Funny as hell.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

She is as pretty as I imagined ,and you're far more handsome than Roster described.

Yeah, I sent Roster a fake picture of me to confuse him, when he tried to put the make on me.

While you guys are dwelling in the gutter with your minds, I’m going to go out and peel off the front of a car so I can get to the water pump… it seems I work on them more than I drive them as of late… what pisses me off is not removing the water pump but everything else to get to it. The cars and trucks of today are 10 times worse than the ones of the 60s.

True story. I have noticed however, that while cars in the 60's were easier to work on, we had to more often, so some trade there.