Island Of Misfits

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

LOL Funny you say that. Can't say for sure, but I think it was in Steven King's book IT that one of the characters made mention of the inability to pee sitting down. I have no such issue. Maybe if I had a dong instead of a dink it might be, huh?

I can pee, just not fully void my bladder. I can testify that the problem is not a dong vis a vis a dink.

At least you have grass. My yard is sand and goat heads. If anyone is wondering what a goat head is I will show you. The get big then dry up fall off. Those are the seeds. When watered 100 more grow in its place. I pull weeds every day. Every day more grow back. I see why the neighbor uses s flame thrower. He burns his.

The bane of going barefooted growing up in Oklahoma and to bicycle tires.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Balls in the water syndrome?

Sadly, with age some things shrink, while others sag.

 

[NewbOldster]

I can pee, just not fully void my bladder. I can testify that the problem is not a dong vis a vis a dink.

The bane of going barefooted growing up in Oklahoma and to bicycle tires.

I'm sure I misspoke anyway. It was likely more along the lines of 'inability to fully unload', as I retro-try to recall it.
But yeah. I can relate.

As to barefoot, I grew up that way in the summer. My feet used to be tough like leather. I can feel a grain of salt under them now, when they ain't numb from neuropathy.

 

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[Tattered Old Graywolf]

I'm sure I misspoke anyway. It was likely more along the lines of 'inability to fully unload', as I retro-try to recall it.
But yeah. I can relate.

As to barefoot, I grew up that way in the summer. My feet used to be tough like leather. I can feel a grain of salt under them now, when they ain't numb from neuropathy.

We went barefooted all summer too, which is how I know as much about Goat Heads as I do..................

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

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Moving in my direction,

 

[dogster]

Sandspurs,fireants and barnacles oh my!

 

[MariJan]

I'm sure I misspoke anyway. It was likely more along the lines of 'inability to fully unload', as I retro-try to recall it.
But yeah. I can relate.

As to barefoot, I grew up that way in the summer. My feet used to be tough like leather. I can feel a grain of salt under them now, when they ain't numb from neuropathy.

My grandkids run around barefoot… then I got to do surgery to get it out with a needle and tweezers

 

[MariJan]

Sandspurs,fireants and barnacles oh my!

Pretty much and don’t forget the mesquite trees with their 9 in nails. those will go through the soles of a shoe and your car tire to boot

 

[user 60570]

Moving in my direction,

you trippin’ again Mang

aint it fun though

 

[dogster]

Those j

Pretty much dobt forget the mesquite trees with their 9 in nails those eill go through the soles of a shoe and your car tire to boot

Those jumping cacti are pretty wack as well.

 

[user 60570]

we gots all that shat and more out here…goatheads , sand burrs , sticker grass , spear grass , cockleburrs , devils claw , and several different strandivars of cacti

been at war with the evil side of Mother Nature for a long time and I ain’t gonna win

but I ain’t givin’ up either

 

[dogster]

I learned surveying in Florida real quick it was the insects and plants that were the worst gators,snakes and hogs barely even registered on the shitOmeter.
Though on rare occasions a ornery hog or nesting gator could be a lot of fun as well

 

[MariJan]

we gots all that shat and more out here…goatheads , sand burrs , sticker grass , spear grass , cockleburrs , devils claw , and several different strandivars of cacti

been at war with the evil side of Mother Nature for a long time and I ain’t gonna win

but I ain’t givin’ up either

I don't give up. Just do not have 8 hours a day in my yard to keep it up. Oh well time for another hit

 

[joeb631a]

LOL Funny you say that. Can't say for sure, but I think it was in Steven King's book IT that one of the characters made mention of the inability to pee sitting down. I have no such issue. Maybe if I had a dong instead of a dink it might be, huh?

That was a book! shame he went woke
I remember reading the Talisman and that scared the snot out of me.

 

[joeb631a]

If I get up in the middle of the night I sometimes set down to pee where I wont make noise and have to turn on the light. Don't wanna wake my Wife up. She gets in a foul mood if I wake her up.
I don't flush until I get up the next morning.

safer

 

[joeb631a]

I can't fully void my bladder in a sitting position. I have to work at it standing..........................................

ditto and a little macarena too