Island Of Misfits

[Unca Walt]

The cops got called for a good sized buzzer in a gated community.

Fifteen fargin feet, one inch:
View attachment 334770View attachment 334771The business end -- 2 inch long fangs... 4+inches apart: View attachment 334772

In case anyone was wonderin'... NOFARGINWAY would I even get within ten feet of that big sumbitch, much less try to take him down with a Swiss Army knife.

 

[dogster]

In case anyone was wonderin'... NOFARGINWAY would I even get within ten feet of that big sumbitch, much less try to take him down with a Swiss Army knife.

Gives it a strike radius of roughly 7 to 9 feet.........that's quite the stretch in a hundredth of a second.

 

[Hippie420]

Fox squirrel is the biggest with the most meat. I have never killed a gray because they are too little.

You get any black squirrels down there? Upper part of Michigan's got 'em, and I've seen 'em on occasion out in my back yard. A black is actually a grey but with some weird melanistic genes. Same size, same shape.

In case anyone was wonderin'... NOFARGINWAY would I even get within ten feet of that big sumbitch, much less try to take him down with a Swiss Army knife.

Sir Walter, world renowned killer of serpents extraordinaire? Surely you jest. I'd bet you could take him out with a pair of fingernail clippers.

 

[RosterMan]

You get any black squirrels down there? Upper part of Michigan's got 'em, and I've seen 'em on occasion out in my back yard. A black is actually a grey but with some weird melanistic genes. Same size, same shape.

Sir Walter, world renowned killer of serpents extraordinaire? Surely you jest. I'd bet you could take him out with a pair of fingernail clippers.

Most likely more like Sir Robin and the Rabbit LOL

 

[RosterMan]

 

[dogster]

 

[boo]

jessica rabbit...

 

[RosterMan]

 

[Hippie420]

Lawn mowed, cages cleaned, eyelids heavy.

 

[Flower]

Rabbit ain’t bad eating, either.
There was a time when I was considered to have one of the better packs of rabbit hounds in the general vicinity. I do miss those chases.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

You get any black squirrels down there? Upper part of Michigan's got 'em, and I've seen 'em on occasion out in my back yard. A black is actually a grey but with some weird melanistic genes. Same size, same shape.

Sir Walter, world renowned killer of serpents extraordinaire? Surely you jest. I'd bet you could take him out with a pair of fingernail clippers.

I saw a black Gray Squirrel in east Texas hunting with my grandpappy.

 

[Hippie420]

They're pretty critters. We've got four kinds of squirrels at the ranch, but the foxes are the predominate ones. Had one through the winter that was eating bird seed and deer corn. Talk about a fat bastard! That ole boy was thick.

 

[joeb631a]

Then why in the house of the rising son didnt you say so earlier!

Bubba

stoned

 

[joeb631a]

Good morning GW and everyone else of course. It’s gonna be high in the 90s with higher heat index but our humidity will be lower this weekend making it nice for those beach folks and outside yard work I’m sure as everyone is saving it till it cools off outside
i gave up on my tomatoes as the heat was so much making them ugly and the tomatoes I’m getting the birds are wearing out. I still have a nice pepper patch and a couple of eggplants but I will be depending on my neighbors tomatoes and maybe the farmers market again this year.
hope everyone has a swell day.
love the ukulele emoji makes me want to play a song this morning.

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A song for Subbie ...

 

[SubmarineGirl]

In case anyone was wonderin'... NOFARGINWAY would I even get within ten feet of that big sumbitch, much less try to take him down with a Swiss Army knife.

Walt don’t y’all have those Burmese pythons down where you are? I know they get big. You near the Everglades?

 

[dogster]

Those big constrictors in the glades are dangerous.
While not venomous they have wicked rows of recurved teeth designed to bold onto struggling meat.........lots of stitches.
Then there's the blow from the strike itself which is like being bit with a hammer.
Hits you drags you into itself and throws a couple coils around your torso and bears down.
Gonna be a hard fight if your alone on land gonna be a hard death if your in the water.
They have decimated the ecosystem there.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Those big constrictors in the glades are dangerous.
While not venomous they have wicked rows of recurved teeth designed to bold onto struggling meat.........lots of stitches.
Then there's the blow from the strike itself which is like being bit with a hammer.
Hits you drags you into itself and throws a couple coils around your torso and bears down.
Gonna be a hard fight if your alone on land gonna be a hard death if your in the water.
They have decimated the ecosystem there.

Yes they get really big too I think 100 lbs. wouldn’t want to run into one alone for sure

 

[dogster]

Yes they get really big too I think 100 lbs. wouldn’t want to run into one alone for sure

Think they weighed that 19 footer they caught at 215 pounds.........that's a very large snake!

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Think they weighed that 19 footer they caught at 215 pounds.........that's a very large snake!

Yikes

 

[Hippie420]

Too much sunshine and fresh air today. I'll see ya's in the morning.