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Happy Birthday to my Swede this morning , she turns sweet 69 and told me this morning that maybe we can celebrate the 69 , 69 style!….omg!

I told her that I need to check out my scuba gear first!


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id take advantage of that once in a life time offer big…🤪. Have a sweet Birthday Swede 🥰
 
True Story:

A older guy was having a party thrown for him, and the group was playing craps. The party guy got kind of excited at one point, and his upper plate popped out onto the table.

His buddy next to him eased the guy's embarrassment by immediately throwing his upper plate onto the table, saying:

"Shoot. I got you faded."
 
I live trapped one going into a eve.
I sealed the eve and took him for a last swim .
As a electrician I have had to fix wires dem badtages have chewed in such tight spots .
Squirrels like to come back ,mine never do....
I dropped this one off far enough away that she won't come back. She didn't have enlarged mammaries, so didn't leave a litter behind.

We've coexisted with the squirrels here for 36 years without issue and enjoy watching them frolic about. Sadly, stealing my tamaters crosses the line, but hard to see any malicious intent on her part. She just has good tastes!

I try not to kill anything I'm not going to eat or is not trying to eat me or mine. I make exception for flies and ants in the house, as well as assailants and intruders.


A better question is, where are his hands?
Happy Birthday to my Swede this morning , she turns sweet 69 and told me this morning that maybe we can celebrate the 69 , 69 style!….omg!

I told her that I need to check out my scuba gear first!


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Happy birthday Swede! 🌷 🌷
 
I dropped this one off far enough away that she won't come back. She didn't have enlarged mammaries, so didn't leave a litter behind.

We've coexisted with the squirrels here for 36 years without issue and enjoy watching them frolic about. Sadly, stealing my tamaters crosses the line, but hard to see any malicious intent on her part. She just has good tastes!

I try not to kill anything I'm not going to eat or is not trying to eat me or mine. I make exception for flies and ants in the house, as well as assailants and intruders.



A better question is, where are his hands?

Happy birthday Swede! 🌷 🌷
Years ago, not now I do not hurt anything anymore.
Had one in my Moms attic, ate a hole right through asbestos house shingles .
Caught in a live trap, spray painted its tail blue for ID purposes.
Relocated 8 miles from mom's house. Dam thing was back a week later and tried to dig through the steel plate I patched the shingles.
It was a male so no babies, he went for a long swim too.
 

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