Corny jokes

[kaotik]

what do you call a fly with no wings?


.. a walk

har har har

 

[SmokinMom]

what do you call a fly with no wings?


.. a walk

har har har

:spit: Too funny.

Keep em coming guys and girls.

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What's the fastest mountain?
Mount Rushmore

What's the slowest mountain?
Mount Everest.

Why can’t a bicycle stand on it’s own? Because it’s two-tired!

 

[Menimeth]

Why do farts smell? For the benifit of those that diden't hear it.

 

[YYZ Skinhead]

What is so great about mycology?

Mycology is better than your cology.

 

[Irish]

what do you call cheese that isnt yours?

nacho cheese...

 

[BackWoodsDrifter]

Well while we all be on the cheese subgect reckon I gross yual out so dont read ifin yual got squeemish gizards

What yual call and anererexic (yual now that eatin disorder) with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese

BWD

 

[YYZ Skinhead]

What do you call a tabby that eats the white stuff from its festering boils?

A pus-sy cat.

 

[BackWoodsDrifter]

Yup now im goin to puke

BWD

 

[Rosebud]

Me too BWD, almost did.

 

[SmokinMom]

What's grey and comes in quarts?












An elephant

 

[ozzydiodude]

Whats a elephants sex organ?

His foot if he sets on you because your -_____(4 letter word rhyming with duck)

 

[SmokinMom]

These are going downhill quick, lmfao...

What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck

What's red, green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.

 

[SPEARCHUCKER]

Whats blue and white, 100 yards long, and has 2 teeth.

A. Front row of a Colts game.

 

[ozzydiodude]

Who do you put 5 state road workers out of a job?



Make a self standing shovel

 

[MJ20]

Why did the priest go to the baby gap sale?




Wait for it.....



Because boy's pants were half off

 

[Irish]

how do you get holy water?

you boil the hell out of it...

 

[Irish]

what lights up a soccer stadium?

a soccer match...

 

[BackWoodsDrifter]

What black and white but red all over?

Newspaper

 

[ozzydiodude]

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the "United States Redneck Special Forces".

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

If the "USRSF" would have had West Virginia,Virginia, North and South Carolina Hillbilly it would have been over buy Tuesday and pelts would be on EBay Wednesday

 

[ozzydiodude]

I eat my possum with pride