You know its a good Wake 'n Bake when....

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time4tokin- got a good wake n bake story/thought to share? :p

Anyone else?

I can't be the only one. :hubba:
 
Well let me think....Ok,everyday I get up and smoke a bowl.Then I ummm....
uhh..let's see...stare at the pute for a little while.....then I go to work...Dang that's all.I'm so oppressed :p
 
YKIIAGWnBW you step out of the shower to see a 23 year old blond woman cleaning your kitchen and cooking your breakfast, all the while quite conscious of the fact the OldLady :angrywife: is a redhead :doh:

moments after the realization the young woman is your daughter in law, you decide it's time to reload the vape with some haze :rofl:
 
Puffin Afatty said:
YKIIAGWnBW you step out of the shower to see a 23 year old blond woman cleaning your kitchen and cooking your breakfast, all the while quite conscious of the fact the OldLady :angrywife: is a redhead :doh:

moments after the realization the young woman is your daughter in law, you decide it's time to reload the vape with some haze :rofl:

Good thing you didn't pinch her butt! My old lady and her two sisters look exactly the same from the back.This has led to many accidental goosings while stoned:eek:
 
time4tokin20s said:
Good thing you didn't pinch her butt! My old lady and her two sisters look exactly the same from the back.This has led to many accidental goosings while stoned:eek:

I'll say :eek: if I touched the daughter-in-law, My continuing survival would have been questionable at best;)
 
I woke in my recliner this morning with some cmt on the tv in the background, got up and built a fire. started a pot of coffee, carried in an arm load of wood, fed and waterd the dog, got a cup of coffee, checked the thermomiter outside...(-11deg) got a call from a friend who found some unmarked traps from a trapper who doesnt mark his traps. Fired up the sled and gettn ready to go take pictures of his traps and spring them all. Unmarked traps are highly illegal and immoral. Peoples pets, sled dogs and children run those trails daily. These people piss me off!! Trappers, Miners, Loggers and Pot Growers......Its always the trappers that bring the heat!!! LOL....My morning post is now a rant!!....Sorry...Im gonna go burn one....any one wanna share?? lol
 
Puffin Afatty said:
YKIIAGWnBW you step out of the shower to see a 23 year old blond woman cleaning your kitchen and cooking your breakfast, all the while quite conscious of the fact the OldLady :angrywife: is a redhead :doh:

moments after the realization the young woman is your daughter in law, you decide it's time to reload the vape with some haze :rofl:

Awesomeness! Hope something like that but with a young hunk happens to me...lmao.

Too funny.
 
i know it's a good waken'bake when.... i have to make 5 trips out to the car before i can leave. forgot the mail 1. forgot the sunglasses 2. where's my coffee? 3. cigs...dang! 4. shoes, shoes! can't wear slippers to work :doh: 5.
 
I know it's a good wake-n-bake when i fall right back to sleep and resume the dreams ....the colorfull dreams....i once dreamt that i owned an aircraft carrier....that was cool
 
You know its a good wake n bake when you forget how to climb out of bed so you crawl to the kitchen for some tasty cerial
 
Yay, you guys are finally getting the thread!!! :D

You know its a good wake n bake when you've had several, its 2 pm and you totally forgot about breakfast and lunch hours ago.

:smoke1:
 
You know it a good wake and bake when you wake up to the bong already in your hands and ironicly enough theres still munchies and the tv remote on the night stand. the curtians are just right. theyre letting in a little light but not to much. Your dogs at the foot of the bed acting as a foor warmer. The newest high times is still in the paper bag right there in arms reach.

Wonderful!!


Than you realize it....ohh man...NO WAY!!

the lighter is in the living room....down stairs....


lol
 
SmokinMom said:
You know its a good Wake 'n Bake when....

You stare at a strawberry for 5 minutes and marvel over its beauty.

:giggle:

I felt bad cutting it up for my son.

:laugh:

:p
LOL!!!!
 
You know its a good Wake 'n Bake when....,

Your Ol' Lady asks why you loaded the dishwasher as if it was some sorta mensa test that you had to get every last piece in and fitted like a jig-saw.

smoke in peace
KingKahuuna
 
Hit the one hitter on my daily walk to school. Went to my 2 classes and I now don't have class for another 11 days. Now that is a good day. Time for a beer and to fire up the grill for a steak. :D
 
You know its a good wake n bake when you spend 10 minutes trying to turn the channel on the tv with the phone and start cussing at it cause you think the batteries are dead.... i did this yesterday
 

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