The Original Old Farts Club

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Morning everybody, place is moving slow. Of course I'm moving slow myself, still recouping from the fall I took Sunday. At least I didn't hit my knees but everything else let's me know it's there. Yall have a great day.

You have a great day too brother!

 

[WeedHopper]

Morning everyone. Gotta get my ass up and take a shower and get ready for work.

 

[Hippie420]

I gotta talk to the higher-ups and see if I can get the "W" word on the banned list. Like the song says, "Look at me, I'm self employed. I like to work at nothing all day."

 

[WeedHopper]

Lazy bastard.

 

[Hippie420]

And proud of it!

 

[WeedHopper]

Get a job fker. Pay your own damn SS.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Get a job fker. Pay your own damn SS.

Some of us already did.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

When a dog dreams..................

 

[RosterMan]

Get a job fker. Pay your own damn SS.

Some of us went to work at real jobs when we were younger that paid benefits toward our retirement,
Not riding around on scooters all day playing Cool Motorcycle Club.

 

[Hippie420]

Some of us did all of the above!

 

[RosterMan]

Some will never admit it.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Wrong thread.

 

[WeedHopper]

Some of us went to work at real jobs when we were younger that paid benefits toward our retirement,
Not riding around on scooters all day playing Cool Motorcycle Club.

Real job
I had real business, not a job.
All my shit is paid off. My house and both my vehicles. I had a business making money while I was riding around on my Harley that was also paid off. And I got to play cool Motorcycle Club guy and have all kinds of fun.
Now I work because I like money and options.
Besides,,ask Hippie. I just point and tell ppl what to do,,I don't really work.
I get 17 paid Holidays and 16 days vacation. I also get a SS check they can't touch.
I won't tell you what my salary is because I don't want you to cry.
Yehaaaaaaaaaa
Don't be jelly young man.

 

[WeedHopper]

My office where I slave and work hard

 

[Hippie420]

Get your lazy ass up and install those damned cameras, ya damned slacker!

Can't get much cushier than you've got it with that job. 99% less headaches, bicycle distance from your home, and the pay's gotta be good for you to jump ship with that other company. What's not to love?

 

[WeedHopper]

Yessir I gotta get with my head of Security and get those Eufy cameras installed on a new building that was just finished.
And yeah brother they made me an offer I couldn't refuse. I'm 5 mins from my job. No traveling like I use too and they pay me a little over 80k a year and I'm due for a raise in December. So yeah I am a lucky fker to find something like this to finish up my years with. I don't work hard and have a lot of freedom. The money gives me and the Misses options to do things and have extra. At my age that's a good thing.
I'm retired,,I just spend my time walking and talking shit at a place a few miles from my house. I should just lie like you fkers and say I'm going to the Gym.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Hee, hee, hee, have you ever heard PT Barnums observation that, "the poorer the product, the harder the sell?"

 

[WeedHopper]

Was that the guy with Barnum and Baileys circus?
Bet finding freaks for the circus is easy nowadays.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Was that the guy with Barnum and Baileys circus?
Bet finding freaks for the circus is easy nowadays.

It's actually probably harder, because everyone is now so used to the ultra-weird that it's harder to impress them.

 

[Hippie420]

Yeah, why spend a nickel to see freaks when you can walk down any major city street and see alll ya want?