The Original Old Farts Club

[boo]

my linda had red hair and green eyes, she passed way too soon at 50 in my arms
...on the way home I saw a kid eat the road with his face...he was acting the fool when somehow his front wheel went sideways and he face planted the road...kid looked like he was gonna go into shock...his mom was there and was more concerned with the bike than the kid...

 

[RosterMan]

A cousin of mine (Dad's side) married a gal that was ultra fair-skinned. Raven black hair. Malamute blue/grey eyes. She was born without any skin pigment (melanin?). If you didn't know her, you'd swear she was nuts. Middle of summer, and she'd be outside with a long coat, slacks, floppy hat, gloves, and an umbrella.
Her family claimed that if you staked her out in direct sunlight, she'd be dead in a few short hours. She didn't drink blood or anything, but she did look like a vampire. She was an extremely beautiful woman. A little sweetheart, too.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

my linda had red hair and green eyes, she passed way too soon at 50 in my arms
...on the way home I saw a kid eat the road with his face...he was acting the fool when somehow his front wheel went sideways and he face planted the road...kid looked like he was gonna go into shock...his mom was there and was more concerned with the bike than the kid...

That’s a sad memory boo, sorry for your loss too

 

[user 60570]

Easter , my two youngest of 8 grandkids and two great grandkids

 

[joeb631a]

Do you think she could use a trim?

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we all could use some trim ....

 

[joeb631a]

I thought this was cool

 

[SubmarineGirl]

I thought this was cool

Wow I want one

 

[pute]

I will stick to gas ....good night

 

[OGKushman]

If we all slowed down to like 45mph max and lived with it we could travel for free using sunlight and vehicles with huge solar panel surfaces. At Brandon prices this seems a better value

 

[Africanna]

Easter , my two youngest of 8 grandkids and two great grandkids




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Beautiful ...and very special

 

[ness]

Good morning OFC.

 

[Unca Walt]

If that girl was out in the sun for 15 minutes she would explode.

My taste in Redheads went to h-ell after this happened
(PSAKI PIC)

TRUST YER UNCA ON THIS. I AM PROLLY THE MOST WELL-VERSED PERSON HER TO KNOW THE CHARACTERISTICS OF INDIVIDUALS FROM THAT CURIOUS SUB-RACE.

She is NOT a natural redhead.

Her dark brown roots*** are showing in the latest foofawrah between her and Doocy. There are other things a guy who KNOWS redheads from every possible angle and physical characteristic.

She is one of the millions <-- Yes, millions of women who "go red". My Scottish Witch and Your Humble Obdn't &tc had a game: Spot all the phoney redheads in a restaurant or other crowd.

It was easy. And eye-opening -- to see how gingers are imitated for their ethereal beauty. In a room of ten redheads, the usual count was zero. <--TINS

There are other distinct, but to the unwashed unmarried-to-redhead folks, subtle characteristics to them. My own momma was a redhead. Witchie-poo's sister, too.

 

[Unca Walt]

BIG TIME GENERAL NEWS:

U.S. District Judge Kathryn Kimball Mizelle in Tampa, an appointee of former President Donald Trump, said Monday the CDC improperly failed to justify its decision and did not follow proper rulemaking.

Judge Mizelle said the CDC had exceeded its authority with the mandate, had not sought public comment and did not adequately explain its decisions. It has triggered a huge wave of violent clashes on planes across the US among passengers who want to be masked and others who've removed the coverings.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ration-says-TSA-NOT-enforce-masks-planes.html

 

[joeb631a]

I will stick to gas ....good night

I get gas most every night ...

 

[Africanna]

I get gas most every night ...

That way you know most of the parts are still in working order

 

[SubmarineGirl]

I will stick to gas ....good night

Yeah but the old crank windows are sweet. I’ll bet there’s an ashtray and lighter in there too

 

[pute]

If you are having trouble producing gas......try this ...... guaranteed. I take it daily and well.....it works

 

[joeb631a]

I took my road test on a 1970 F100 4wheel drive with a bench seat. The bench seat was a bonus with girlfriends ,( maybe more for me than them ..!)

 

[joeb631a]

If you are having trouble producing gas......try this ...... guaranteed

I could help end our energy crisis .....

 

[joeb631a]

I took my road test on a 1970 F100 4wheel drive with a bench seat. The bench seat was a bonus with girlfriends ,( maybe more for me than them ..!)

That means I took that test 52 years ago ,a lifetime ago...