The Original Old Farts Club

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Gotta tell this story for hysterical historical purposes:

Back a few weeks, in 1957, I had a Lambretta motor scooter named "Baby Doll".

A buddy of mine (Joe) told me he had a date with a redhead five towns away, and she would set up a double-date with another girl if I could drive him out there.

So I told him to hop on, and we went at a blistering 40MPH all the way to Seaford. There, at his girlfriend's house, was this very pretty redhead. She had a girlfriend there and introduced me.

I was gobsmacked and speechless. Before me stood the most movie-star beautiful redhead. The most beautiful human being I had ever seen.

All four of us were seated on one of those bay window seat thingys.

Shy does not describe a 17-year old kid like me. I was honestly confused, and silent, looking in awe.

Joey and his girl kissed.

Without plan or thinking... I dunno where I got the courage to this day, but I leaned over and kissed that glorious apparition in front of me.

And I was lost from that second on. We fell madly in love. To this day.
 
Hippie420 said:
McCoy might not be able to cure the stuff you'd catch!
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Nope Had to amputate this time
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SubmarineGirl said:
I do tend to overindulge walt
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Oh, I am happy to overindulge. I just cannot afford to waste any smoke. I never exhale into the atmosphere. Always into the reusable bag. And back out. And back in.

You can see how ONE inch of your Marley would be enough to overindulge if not one tiny puff of smoke ever reaches the atmosphere.

If I light one of those tweeny glass tubes that has a pea-sized bit of weed in it, I take a hit, place the glass tube hot end down on the bench, and blow the smoke into the bag.

Another two hits the same way, and the glass tube thingy*** has nuffin but ash left in it.

But three hits tranferred to the bag gives enough to get boned for sure. The bag will be opaque with smoke. There's another DOZEN hits!!! you can get from the bag, just by returning each hit back. Eventually it gets clear, and I can stagger out to count the butterflies.

NORMAL people do not see the joint burning, do not "see" that solid white cloud they exhale into the air.

***I "invented" a way to prevent my throat from inhaling a weed-spark: I cut one of those fine stainless steel screens used for those brass pipe thingys to fit down the tube.

Works perfectly.

What I would do with a Castro??... oh. Marley would be to nip off possibly 1/2"" or less (probably less) and place it in my little brass gadget that has a swinging slidey door over the burny part...

Light it and toke it and simultaneously slide the damper-door shut to turn it off, and then exhale into the bag. Repeat until the 1/4" piece is gone. Then use the bag again and again, never exhaling to the outside world.

So I'd be shitfaced with a 1/4" inch of Sumbarine Girl's Marley. Repeat 24 times before the Precious Marley is histoire.

But alas, nobody knows my address. (*sigh*)
 
Unca Walt said:
Oh, I am happy to overindulge. I just cannot afford to waste any smoke. I never exhale into the atmosphere. Always into the reusable bag. And back out. And back in.

You can see how ONE inch of your Marley would be enough to overindulge if not one tiny puff of smoke ever reaches the atmosphere.

If I light one of those tweeny glass tubes that has a pea-sized bit of weed in it, I take a hit, place the glass tube hot end down on the bench, and blow the smoke into the bag.

Another two hits the same way, and the glass tube thingy*** has nuffin but ash left in it.

But three hits tranferred to the bag gives enough to get boned for sure. The bag will be opaque with smoke. There's another DOZEN hits!!! you can get from the bag, just by returning each hit back. Eventually it gets clear, and I can stagger out to count the butterflies.

NORMAL people do not see the joint burning, do not "see" that solid white cloud they exhale into the air.

***I "invented" a way to prevent my throat from inhaling a weed-spark: I cut one of those fine stainless steel screens used for those brass pipe thingys to fit down the tube.

Works perfectly.

What I would do with a Castro??... oh. Marley would be to nip off possibly 1/2"" or less (probably less) and place it in my little brass gadget that has a swinging slidey door over the burny part...

Light it and toke it and simultaneously slide the damper-door shut to turn it off, and then exhale into the bag. Repeat until the 1/4" piece is gone. Then use the bag again and again, never exhaling to the outside world.

So I'd be shitfaced with a 1/4" inch of Sumbarine Girl's Marley. Repeat 24 times before the Precious Marley is histoire.

But alas, nobody knows my address. (*sigh*)
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I guess I was assuming that you grew weed like me. It’s a new hobby for me but growing our own does help with the cost and how much I can indulge in for sure. So do you have a garden too?
 
pute said:
I won't go to the VA. Above is a good reason why.
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I am a Project Manager for VA construction job right now. Glad I never used those fkers services and i will definitely stick with my Medicare and my free world doctor and Clean Hospital. Fk that place and their lines.
 
In Subs defense Walt. And this is just one example.
I watch a show called Naked and Afraid. You would not believe how many big *** young and old veteran men have tapped out and the woman completed the 21 days by themself. Its almost sickening watching these big fkers get their *** beat by little skinny women. Gave me a whole new outlook on women and what they can handle. Never sell women short or you will fk yourself every time. And GI Jane was a stupid fking movie and had nothing to do with real women. Most women can handle more pain than men too and that's a proven fact. Squeeze a baby out of your *** since you dont have a ****** and see how you like it.
 
Saw hospital pics of an old drinking buddy of mine. Dude is my age or a tad younger/older. Big dude. Probably 6'3", and I guestimate 280 pounds. He walked out of a bar uptown and did a one point landing on his face. Never even had a chance to put his hands down to help break his fall. Off to the hospital in a meat wagon he goes.

He's still there. Got a **** load of stitches in his head and face, but they found out he was in Afib. They seemed to be concerned that he blew a .28 when he got to the hospital. From what I know of him, he wakes up with a .28 BAC.

I'll be going to a funeral in the next few months. He ain't a quitter. He'll keep drinking 'til his heart pops, for sure.
 
SubmarineGirl said:
I guess I was assuming that you grew weed like me. It’s a new hobby for me but growing our own does help with the cost and how much I can indulge in for sure. So do you have a garden too?
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Gawd luv yer bones, SG. I've got a bunch of jungle interspersed with coconut palms and mango trees, with a macadamia bush that the dang cardinals always eat the blooms off. I tried growing a cashew tree... nope.

Oh. And a peach tree that has peaches smaller than a quarter with pea-sized pits. No official garden becuz of the wildies that live here. They not only eat the veggies, they eat the roots. I gave away my rototiller to my BFF 20 years ago.

But I DO have some neato stuff! I have an ylang-ylang tree. The flowers from this tree are the (once) sekrit ingredient in making Chanel #5. It blooms at night, attracting a specific kind of beneficial moth (dunno the name).

And I have a Rainbow Eucalyptus. This is what they look like. The pictures are not Photoshop -- that is the actual colors of the most colorful tree on earth. <-- TINS

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Spooky -- looks like it's glowing...
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Unca Walt said:
Gawd luv yer bones, SG. I've got a bunch of jungle interspersed with coconut palms and mango trees, with a macadamia bush that the dang cardinals always eat the blooms off. I tried growing a cashew tree... nope.

Oh. And a peach tree that has peaches smaller than a quarter with pea-sized pits. No official garden becuz of the wildies that live here. They not only eat the veggies, they eat the roots. I gave away my rototiller to my BFF 20 years ago.

But I DO have some neato stuff! I have an ylang-ylang tree. The flowers from this tree are the (once) sekrit ingredient in making Chanel #5. It blooms at night, attracting a specific kind of beneficial moth (dunno the name).

And I have a Rainbow Eucalyptus. This is what they look like. The pictures are not Photoshop -- that is the actual colors of the most colorful tree on earth. <-- TINS

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Wow those are some pretty colors on that tree.
 
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