The Original Old Farts Club

[ROSTERMAN]

Yep, just about as bad as J.E.E.P. Just Empty Every Pocket.

Ford ----------Found on road dead

 

[ROSTERMAN]

I, too, was raised as a fundamental pentecostal with the speaking in tongues, laying on of hands for healing and rolling in the aisles. I was a soloist in the choir and being groomed for the ministry. I've seen and heard many things that cannot be explained and are kind of spooky. Until the time i experienced some very unchristian behavior from those in a position of trust. I then went the other way, Satanism, just for a while and only researching until I saw how silly that was. Now I say, "Eh, who cares?" Although I have retained my belief in the Golden Rule and try to practice it the best I can and I say "please" and "thank you". View attachment 284716

 

[P'Sam]

I remember a tin knocker at work that was a Jesus freak. We'd sit around at coffee break and shoot the ****, and he'd read his bible. One day, he asked me why I was an "unbeliever". I smiled and said, "If there's a God in heaven, may he strike me dead with a thunderbolt NOW!" as I reached out and touched his shoulder.
Swear to God, he jumped back in horror and looked straight up! Guess he was looking for the bolt that never showed.
Got no problem with Christians. I live closer to their book than most of them do. It's not from fear of h ell's fire, it's just the proper thing to do.

That's a good one. I'll have to remember that one.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

The last time I was in a church it burnt to the ground 2 weeks after I was married. The wedding party all joked about it burning down too.
True story

 

[P'Sam]

The last time I was in a church it burnt to the ground 2 weeks after I was married. The wedding party all joked about it burning down too.
True story

I use that very same argument to keep from going to those places.

 

[pute]

The last time I was in a church it burnt to the ground 2 weeks after I was married. The wedding party all joked about it burning down too.
True story

I actually believe that......

 

[WeedHopper]

I, too, was raised as a fundamental pentecostal with the speaking in tongues, laying on of hands for healing and rolling in the aisles. I was a soloist in the choir and being groomed for the ministry. I've seen and heard many things that cannot be explained and are kind of spooky. Until the time i experienced some very unchristian behavior from those in a position of trust. I then went the other way, Satanism, just for a while and only researching until I saw how silly that was. Now I say, "Eh, who cares?" Although I have retained my belief in the Golden Rule and try to practice it the best I can and I say "please" and "thank you". View attachment 284716

Amen brother Sam.

 

[WeedHopper]

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Freaking awesome that we can have such a discussion and still be brothers. Your a good man Big.

 

[user 60570]

I, too, was raised as a fundamental pentecostal with the speaking in tongues, laying on of hands for healing and rolling in the aisles. I was a soloist in the choir and being groomed for the ministry. I've seen and heard many things that cannot be explained and are kind of spooky. Until the time i experienced some very unchristian behavior from those in a position of trust. I then went the other way, Satanism, just for a while and only researching until I saw how silly that was. Now I say, "Eh, who cares?" Although I have retained my belief in the Golden Rule and try to practice it the best I can and I say "please" and "thank you". View attachment 284716

heard and seen many things that cannot be explained and that is what has convinced me thoroughly that there is a Creator , that Jesus was and is real , and one can experience that connection to the Other Side while still here

to see the power of the Most High manifest itself n others is one thing

but when it happens to you , that is reality that no one can take away

call them manifestations , miracles , whatever , when it happens to one in a personal way , it cannot be denied as being fake

and I’ve seen the fakery , the money hungry charlatans , they try and mimic the real manifestations of the Most High and their day is coming

i do not go to churches either and I have a lot of good reasons not to go , more than the good ones

Jesus didn’t go to church either and when he did , he kicked out the money changers and the fakers

so they killed him

in conclusion , we all have to take this journey called life and no one can walk it for us....this is a Great Mystery , Wankan Tanka

 

[Hippie420]

 

[boo]

money, politics, and religion...

 

[pute]

Ford= FIX OR REPAIR DAILY

I have one for Pontiac but this rated"G" .

 

[Wannabe_Biker]

Hey! I have owned a lot of Fords. Being a mechanic helped a bit I guess.

 

[WeedHopper]

Yeah I can also work on vehicles, that's why I buy Chevy. I'd rather fish then fix a Ford.

 

[Hippie420]

Ford= FIX OR REPAIR DAILY

I have one for Pontiac but this rated"G" .

Poor Old Nigerian Thinks It's A Cadillac?

Ford = First On Race Day or Forked Over Rebuilt Dodge.

 

[pute]

Poor Old Nigerian Thinks It's A Cadillac?

Ford = First On Race Day or Forked Over Rebuilt Dodge.

I didn't say that.

 

[pute]

Must be why I raced Pontiacs....bruther

 

[ness]

That's a good one. I'll have to remember that one. View attachment 284718

Good morning Old Farts
Sam where did u get your smiley emojis? I've been hunting for some decent smileys. If you can, can you please post a Link for me?

 

[WeedHopper]

There is no link. That is Sam.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Shiloh
Listen up, we already have accepted you here so please stop asking these questions , we are here to have a Good Time, and Grow Good Weed, please remember that. Not everything we joke about is about a particular member and if so they are aware of it in the posting. No hidden messages or smoke and mirrors

Oh Darn I left out
IF WE MAKE FUN OF YOU >>>>>>>>>>>>> WE LIKES YOU LOL
Merry Christmas