The Original Old Farts Club

[ROSTERMAN]

Fact is, they would. It is the ONLY reason I do not have a card.

Since I am receiving a stipend from Uncle Sugar due to my helmet getting dinged, the ONLYthat Sucks sorry ACCEPTABLE REASON for me to apply for a card is to claim PTSD.

Dinged-helmet GI's with PTSD get their guns confiscated. There's more: Your abode will be gone over -- "for your safety" to make sure you are "OK". So there goes my swords, cannon, and bayonets.

Do I sound bitter? Stay well the ffuck back... do not bring that up again. I cannot put folks here in trouble by asking for gifts, or even trading some of my novels for weed.

So I look with my nose up against that plate glass window... at the train sets.

Well that sucks so sorry to hear,
Can I see your cannon, I always wanted to build a working black powder cannon but never did nor will I now.

 

[user 60570]

My working day is over....time to get wasted.

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Today's Harvest. Lemon Betty #4 Good shiit!!!

hey man , when you get through trimming that plant , could you come over and help me trim a few branches?



this is one plant

same here, one plant

3 in a row


the cola on the left , that is a two pound head there , wet of course

 

[pute]

Fk u

 

[Airbone]

I’ll buy you a can of butane!
Lol

 

[ROSTERMAN]

hey man , when you get through trimming that plant , could you come over and help me trim a few branches?



this is one plant




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same here, one plant



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3 in a row


that is a two pound head there , wet of course
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Mines got ya beat
LOL

Might need help on how to trim it
Do ya think it might need more Cal/Mag

 

[Airbone]

I’ll buy you a can of butane!
Lol

Speaking of which what do you use to blast all that?

 

[user 60570]

Mines got ya beat
LOL
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Might need help on how to trim it
Do ya think it might need more Cal/Mag

what flavor is that?

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Those look like last years pictures

 

[ROSTERMAN]

what flavor is that?

Black Maba
Not really I have no clue Not mine LOL
Just a lil one compared to your monster

 

[user 60570]

Speaking of which what do you use to blast all that?

butane...sometime everclear

 

[user 60570]

Black Maba

do you know the genetic makeup of that Black Maba , I’m to lazy to look it up?

 

[ROSTERMAN]

butane...sometime everclear

He has his own Tanker full

 

[Airbone]

Mines got ya beat
LOL
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Might need help on how to trim it
Do ya think it might need more Cal/Mag

Way more cal mag!
Have you been listening at all brother?

 

[ROSTERMAN]

do you know the genetic makeup of that Black Maba , I’m to lazy to look it up?

I made the name up to mess with you , now are you messing with me back
But it was from article talking about putting buds in flower early.
If you initiate the flowering stage when the plant is still very small, you may end up with just one long bud like this

 

[ROSTERMAN]

What ya kidding me I never grew a plant that large
I grow Indicas

 

[ROSTERMAN]

 

[Hippie420]

Score another dumb stunt for the hippie yesterday. Went to look at a set of half door uppers with sliders. Turned the bugger up to look how it mounted to the lowers, and from out of somewhere, a half inch shanked four inch bolt magically appears. Gravity accelerates it towards the guys garage floor. Luckily, my sandaled big toe (same one that stopped a full shampoo bottle last month) kept it from chipping his concrete. Ouch.

 

[Dan789]

Getting OFF of politics...

This... is not GoPro. It is a video game. UN-fargin-believable.

In the wet riding that fast, your ******* would be drawing a vacuum on the seat…imho

 

[Dan789]

. Magnesium sulfate is used as a laxative to relieve occasional constipation ... also Senna .. if too much consumed .. shiit hits the fan

Had a chocolate mescaline party 50 yrs ago and my uncle took two tabs .. 7 hours later we found out he had ate a whole bar of X- Lax from the medicine cabinet and had while tripping shiet all over himself and 3 rooms .. bad trip

Head a bad encounter with a chili dog that must have been a week past it’s used by date… an hour down the road things are getting interesting, I have pull over, but still trying to save what little pride I had. Turned over the driving to my wife at the time. She’s driving and laughing increasingly hysterically and a grin from ear to ear on her face as she’s watching the gyrations I’m attempting trying to keep from filling my pants. Anyways finally we come upon a service station, I run up to the door to the men’s room, of course it’s locked. I hardly break stride heading for the women john. I tear the door open, dropping trou as I cross to the toilet. I had to be within inches of success, but no. Cleaned my self up as best I could, not sure where my underwear ended up, that restroom definitely needed a hosing out before the next use. Wife was laughing so hard, as I came back to the car, and as we watched a poor woman and her child were walking up to that bathroom, unknowing what’s horrors awaited them…They’re both probably still seeing someone about that.

 

[pute]

Score another dumb stunt for the hippie yesterday. Went to look at a set of half door uppers with sliders. Turned the bugger up to look how it mounted to the lowers, and from out of somewhere, a half inch shanked four inch bolt magically appears. Gravity accelerates it towards the guys garage floor. Luckily, my sandaled big toe (same one that stopped a full shampoo bottle last month) kept it from chipping his concrete. Ouch.
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That had to hurt like a mo-fo.....nice move