I tend to do both
The Original Old Farts Club
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joeb631a
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Good Morning all
Grandparents
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down. 'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!' he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance without answering. 'Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?' he asked again. The old man slowly looked down between his legs then back at him and said, 'Well... Last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. 'This is your grandma's idea.
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Unca Walt
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It certainly is. Pretend you don't know English at all -- you come from China.
And you hear: Too, to, two. Where, wear, wear again but totally different.
And the way you crazy Engrish spell a sound! Take the "oo" sound. You can spell it:
view, blue, bleu, sioux, too, two, to, through, threw, Hugh (name), you, usual, coup, ewe... and that's just offa the top of my literary head. Wozzat? Lemme count...
That's fourteen fargin ways to spell the "oo" sound in common use here. Hah. My fermented mind just came up with another spelling that some 'Merkin might use: Mon Dieu!
Then you take just one of those words, and see what torture we inflict on others from afar:
Through. <-- As in finished (we are through)
Through. <-- As in passage (we got through)
Threw. <-- Tossed
Threw. <-- Lost on purpose
He threw his mitt because he threw the game and now he's through.
D'ysee, we use a blue jillion homographs and homophones. <-- Knock it off, I'm tryna tell ya sumpin' here, and already yer comin' up with gay crap. Where was I? Oh yeah...
Homographs are Engrish words that are spelled the same, but mean totally different things. Here's a pisser of a homograph: row, row, row. <-- oars, garden, fight.
Homophones
Oh, dear. Just read this. I dunno whut the heck luv @boo is puttin' in his grow, but I am as high as limburger cheese. <-- Thet thar is a double-use homophone "high", BTW.
Took a piece half the size of a lima bean. Straight glass piped it, exhaling to my Volcano bag. Got two and a half hits to put in the bag. The bag lasted perhaps ten minutes.
Blitzed. I know this because my literary governer falls offa my word carburetor...
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Good morning vintage and flatulent brothers and sisters!
May ya'll have a rewarding Fried Day pursuing your dreams!
May ya'll have a rewarding Fried Day pursuing your dreams!
Now I gots a headache
NewbOldster
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And Good Time Charlie sings the blues...
NewbOldster
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NewbOldster
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Wow that’s a lot for a stoner first thing in the morning Walt. Does this have anything to do with my posts? I’m sure posts from this site may drive a mind like yours a bit crazy…
joeb631a
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I am reserving my nasty comment for another place
NewbOldster
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joeb631a
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Subbie ,you could drive me anywhere and I wouldnt complain.
and I know how to bring snacks ..good ones
Good thing I am wearing wadersSubbie ,you could drive me anywhere and I wouldnt complain.
and I know how to bring snacks ..good ones
Its getting Deep............
That’s good cause the English language is meant to be screws up but snacks is a totally different story. 
Not at all, no need too.
I have a nice , well fitting, fleece lined pair of Flintstone slippers on now.
I like the way Journey put it..."Some will win, some will lose, some were just born to sing the blues."
Bubba
