The Original Old Farts Club

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Here you go pute.
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I find snakes to be most fascinating, and beautiful creatures. I like them in my yard for insect and small rodent control.
The ONLY snake I've ever considered keeping is endangered in the wild. Hunter S. Thompson had one that was killed by a night watchman. Behold, the beautiful Eastern Indigo Snake;
I love reptiles of all kinds and spent years breeding rat and king snakes.
Don't keep them anymore though I have been thinking of getting a yellow rat snake again as they're my favorite from childhood.
 
I grew a beard once - keep in mind I just don't have a lot of facial hair.
After the itching stopped, my thinking was "Cool! No more shaving!"
Then it got long enough (took about 4-5 months, iirc) that I realized it was just as much work...what with constant combing and beard oil and...anyhow, I'm back to my regularly scheduled weekly shaves. A 10 ounce can of Barbasol shaving cream goes bad and turns to liquid before I can use it all up. That's how much facial hair I get.

I have a good (GRAY) porn star moustache, though! lol
That's the main reason I keep mine long. Easy-peasy to take care of. Once a month, I grab a handful and whack the bottom three or four inches off. It's long enough that nobody notices. Think Oakridge Boys/ZZ Top long.
I love reptiles of all kinds and spent years breeding rat and king snakes.
Don't keep them anymore though I have been thinking of getting a yellow rat snake again as they're my favorite from childhood.
I've had pretty much all of the rat and milk snakes except for a Scarlet King, but the red rats were my favorite. I had one that went everywhere with me during the winter. He'd wrap himself around my neck for warmth and looked like a choker for most folks that noticed. I took him to a union meeting several times but quit. The last meeting got a little windy, he got warm, and unbeknownst to me, decided to crawl down my back. I was unaware 'til I heard folding chairs sliding and falling with a bunch of tough full grown men departing the area in a panicked haste. The president of the local yelled out, "You bring that thing up here and I'll jerk ya baldheaded!"
Never figured men being such sissies over a harmless little snake.
 
That's the main reason I keep mine long. Easy-peasy to take care of. Once a month, I grab a handful and whack the bottom three or four inches off. It's long enough that nobody notices. Think Oakridge Boys/ZZ Top long.

I've had pretty much all of the rat and milk snakes except for a Scarlet King, but the red rats were my favorite. I had one that went everywhere with me during the winter. He'd wrap himself around my neck for warmth and looked like a choker for most folks that noticed. I took him to a union meeting several times but quit. The last meeting got a little windy, he got warm, and unbeknownst to me, decided to crawl down my back. I was unaware 'til I heard folding chairs sliding and falling with a bunch of tough full grown men departing the area in a panicked haste. The president of the local yelled out, "You bring that thing up here and I'll jerk ya baldheaded!"
Never figured men being such sissies over a harmless little snake.
It amazes me how a grown man will freak the fvck OUT when he sees even a Garter snake!

"Tough guy". Pfft. LOL
 
It amazes me how a grown man will freak the fvck OUT when he sees even a Garter snake!

"Tough guy". Pfft. LOL
Really. I always attempt to catch everyone I see. Spiders, I don't like them much. Ones that build webs are ok, but those creepy recluse I have l kill with no regard.

Bubba
 
I warned the guy next door last year. I was brushing my teeth when I spotted a hawk swoop down and land on the bed cover of his truck. The bird hopped down and crawled up under his truck and was under there for at least ten minutes. I told him to check his brake lines and asked him if he'd ran over any critters on his way home. Hawks don't have much power behind their beaks like a parrot does, but they're sharp as a razor.
 
speaking of snakes

Happy 110th Anniversary


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snakes are to kind Brother , more like puss sucking maggots

the architects responsible for the destruction of our Constitution , the debt slave illegal tax system , the destruction of America

read all about it in the Creature From Jekyll Island



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snakes are to kind Brother , more like puss sucking maggots

the architects responsible for the destruction of our Constitution , the debt slave illegal tax system , the destruction of America

read all about it in the Creature From Jekyll Island



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Excellent post very well said.........you ok?
😝
 
Excellent post very well said.........you ok?
😝


oh hale yes , this Vicodin has kicked in ….I woke up with some discomfort on my upper but these opiates are really good at beating down the pain

shitt wires me up at night , wires me up , so I smoke a couple hooters of blueberry Indica or g13 Hashplant , helps me rest

thanks for asking
 

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