The Original Old Farts Club

[Bubba]

Or making Shine

For that its cracked corn.....I think steve earl has a song about that....like him, we all have a brand new plan, it just isnt in the holler on copper head road.

 

[user 60570]

good morning

 

[RosterMan]

My great grandmother had one of each. She lived at the of of a mountain in TN. We loved seeing her but hated going as kids. No electricity, running water or indoor toilet. That outhouse used to freak me out as a kid. It ess a fun time as they had all kinds of animals just roaming around, except the pigs were confined. Goats and chickens just wandering around free. It was fun till she made us catch a chicken. My brother caught it gave it yo her then she rung its neck in front of us. Then to the chopping block. She cooked it and tried to feed it to us. There were 4 kids at the time the oldest was maybe 10. We were traumatized. I would not eat chicken for a while after that.

I raised chickens from when I was 12 also. Cut their heads off and ate them when they stopped laying . all by myself.

 

[user 60606]

right now , .. ima pissin ... off my porch while shootin' a tree rat with a 177

 

[Unca Walt]

Merry Saturn Day morning finely aged farts and fartesses!
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What a tweeny little schlong.

 

[joeb631a]

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It was technology such as this which allowed space flight to exist

 

[Unca Walt]

This is a vintage chamber pot , my Grandmother had these they kept under the beds at night so no visits to the Outhouse were needed.
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For the commoners in this crowd who have had to suffer with indoor plumbing:

You NEVER took a dump in the chamber pot. Tinkle only. If you had to drop a log, you went to the outhouse and did so, then went to bed. Or got up in the morning and completed the procedure.

Which reminds me of one thing about the outhouse when I wuz a kid on the farm... the living things that could scare a little kid.:

You stepped in, and the wasps all turned their heads and looked at you! As you approached the one-holer, the mosquitos would boil out of it in an actual cloud.

And I DO remember the Monkey Wards catalog. This was wartime.

 

[Unca Walt]

It was fun till she made us catch a chicken. My brother caught it gave it yo her then she rung its neck in front of us. Then to the chopping block.

That part was kinda fun. I remember a chicken that ran around for over a day with no head. <-- TINS

 

[user 60570]

we had no plumbing the first 5 years of my life

i have no good memories of the outhouse.



my dad would back the tractor up to the back porch and hook it up to the washing machine on laundry days

we took our baths in that No.9 tub there on the back porch

my mom had 13 babies and I slept in a room with my 5 brothers

dad giving three of my older bros a ride

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

we had no plumbing the first 5 years of my life

i have no good memories of the outhouse.



my dad would back the tractor up to the back porch and hook it up to the washing machine on laundry days

we took our baths in that No.9 tub there on the back porch


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dad giving three of my older bros a ride


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My grandparents both had outhouses and chamber pots. In the summer the contents of the outhouse pit would be boiling with maggots and the flies would tickle your butt when sitting over the hole.

Ummm, nice tractor! How was the ride sitting on a rotating wheel"

 

[RosterMan]

For the commoners in this crowd who have had to suffer with indoor plumbing:

You NEVER took a dump in the chamber pot. Tinkle only. If you had to drop a log, you went to the outhouse and did so, then went to bed. Or got up in the morning and completed the procedure.

Which reminds me of one thing about the outhouse when I wuz a kid on the farm... the living things that could scare a little kid.:

You stepped in, and the wasps all turned their heads and looked at you! As you approached the one-holer, the mosquitos would boil out of it in an actual cloud.
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And I DO remember the Monkey Wards catalog. This was wartime.

You forgot explosive diarrhea, and I still have my 1st Monty Ward Garden Tractor with s snow plow, and back tiller

 

[RosterMan]

My grandparents both had outhouses and chamber pots. In the summer the contents of the outhouse pit would be boiling with maggots and the flies would tickle your butt when sitting over the hole.

Ummm, nice tradtor! How was the ride sitting on a rotating wheel"

That was the Garden Plow with the 2 wheels

had this one also Darn thing would almost take an arm off when back fired during a pull start

The tractor had 4 wheels

Still have 3 of these and loads of parts, I use to collect and fix them

 

[RosterMan]

My Grandparents had chamber servants that would empty the pots in the AM so I was told.

 

[Bubba]

I raised chickens from when I was 12 also. Cut their heads off and ate them when they stopped laying . all by myself.

How do you prepare your chicken heads?

Bubba

 

[Bubba]

My Grandparents had chamber servants that would empty the pots in the AM so I was told.

I always wanted a chamber maid, but no chamber pot please...those things must have gotten ripe when the maid was off. How many p-ooops does a chamber pot hold.

Bubba

 

[RosterMan]

My grandparents both had outhouses and chamber pots. In the summer the contents of the outhouse pit would be boiling with maggots and the flies would tickle your butt when sitting over the hole.

Ummm, nice tractor! How was the ride sitting on a rotating wheel"

Yep and you would sing

 

[user 60570]

I always wanted a chamber maid, but no chamber pot please...

Bubba

aren’t those servants for rich people?

 

[MariJan]

Does blue dawn really work

Yes we had a tic problem a few years ago when my sister went on vacation she brought her German shepherd to watch. Brought us tics. Plant rosemary around they hate it. I called the vet. She told us blue dawn. It worked. Dog didn't seen to mind it. It was do bad I doused the dog in it except the head. Used cotton balls for them. Some people should not be parents., Fur babies deserve better than that. After she went home I doused the entire area with some tick powder. Might have been seven not sure but that did it. I planted rosemary so they didnt come back. Dawn works takes like 5 minutes. You will see them drop off.

 

[RosterMan]

Lil fl

How do you prepare your chicken heads?

Bubba

Little egg and flour and Fried How else?

 

[Bubba]

aren’t those servants for rich people?

Or horny men...

Bubba