The Original Old Farts Club

[Unca Walt]

I'll supply the drama. Who wants to be Bubba's Queen?

Sumbody gonna be as nervous as a politician about to take a Mensa Test.

 

[Hippie420]

Good Fried day morning finely aged farts and fartesses! In view of the global jihad today, a good day to enjoy some quality home time and fry some surplus brain cells.

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Rumor has it that Hamas is behind brewing Miller Lite, so I'm gonna kill at least three of those *******s at beer thirty.

 

[Hippie420]

Well shitpissfuk. Only got 2/3 of the back field mowed yesterday. After dark and my screaming yellow squawkers had calmed down, I told the Old Hen that I was going to go out and finish up. "Mowing in the dark?", she says. The tractor has lights, and if I'd finished it last night, I wouldn't be too stove up to enjoy my Friday libations at the watering hole. "It's supposed to be sunny and nice tomorrow so why don't you finish it in the morning?", she says.
Well, the sunny part is grey and the driveway says it's raining. Being how it's Jehod Friday, would I be justified in using the rule of thumb?

 

[RosterMan]

 

[Africanna]

 

[Hippie420]

Beer thirty. I'll be back.

 

[pute]

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That's me. By the way, there is no top of the line hearing aid.....just more expensive ones.

 

[pute]

Still working with the settings on the furnace.....getting if a bit at a time. Rest of the day I have been peeling horse radish. Tedious job! If the neighbor hadn't stopped by and shot the breeze for an hour I would have been done much sooner. One last step using the food processor and I will be done with this chore for the year.

 

[pute]

When done that stuff will take the top of your head off.

 

[user 60606]

horse radish is kinda non existent around here, they sell it in the stores in the area but it's about like durian fruit ..not coming home with me .. enjoy your radish
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[giggy]

Just got home from the doctor. He says it looks really good, but is still draining on the bottom. Told me he would see me in 10 weeks so I guess I am on vacation for awhile.

 

[Hippie420]

How's the belly doing?

 

[Flower]

Grand baby is here for a visit. He and Rex (Ole’ Stoner Dog) are having quite a tussle.
I ain’t gonna lie, I have the two most well behaved dogs ever.

 

[pute]

That is a Lab for ya. Wonderful animals!

 

[giggy]

How's the belly doing?

Right now ok, now to see if I can keep it that way.

 

[user 60570]

 

[WeedHopper]

Long time ago, I discovered Louis L'amour. But never read his Westerns. It was the incredible classic: The Walking Drum. Absolutely fascinating 12th Century story.

Yes it was awesome.

 

[dogster]

@Unca Walt ,,,,I used to love reading Louis L'Amours books. Mostly Westerns but he had other writings that were great too.
Did you ever meet him or read his books?

Blood meridian is a pretty fuccked up western that was hard to put down.

 

[Bubba]

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Oh, your not that bad, !

Bubba

 

[Bubba]

I am a Yankee ,American by Birth ,From the North ,by the Grace Of God

To each their own!

Bubba he he he