The Original Old Farts Club

[RosterMan]

Now if it were boo, most would run the other way Im sure

 

[RosterMan]

Im waiting for Mt Boosuvius to blow

Just being fun Night

 

[joeb631a]

Run Forrest run…

Coupla years ago I used all my Thompsen cigar points and anything i could to buy a triple torch Calibri lighter for after done for $25
It was around $120
I would never spend that on a lighter Im destine to lose
This SOB uses more gas than one of your hot rods
It has a temp hotter than my "B" tank or my mapp gas torch.
Just got 5 pack deals from them and a lot are 5 inch cigars
( smoking a nice perdamo and make me think of you)
Well I was lighting a short, mostly smoked cigar and I hit my nose.
Ho Lee Fok got my attention
Sat. is a tour race at riverhead race way
got a dime size burn on mine snoz
Im even uglier now

 

[joeb631a]

A Man's Man?
He does look good in the overalls,
But he ain't no boo, that sucker has got moves

There is only one Boo
It has been rumored when He was asked "How many pullups can you do " He replied " All of them "

 

[joeb631a]

I know calm down , you get so excited
He has that effect on most people

Im excitable and flexible ,but I aint no Gumby

 

[joeb631a]

Some bananna peppers ,onions and some googootsa ( schlong squash!)
I and my security orchestrated the extraction whilest smoking a cigar and me pipe

 

[dogster]

What breed of dog is your pup?

Hear, hear! Only on number seven myself, but wouldn't settle for anything less.

Hee, hee, hee, just got a front door matt that has a picture of two GD's and says, "don't bother knocking, we know you're here."

He is a Papillon and his name is lucky.
Going on 14 and leads a charmed existence he has my wife under some kind of mind control.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

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Some bananna peppers ,onions and some googootsa ( schlong squash!)
I and my security orchestrated the extraction whilest smoking a cigar and me pipe

That’s some squash right there now.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

This is what I picked. No more squash here. But the peppers are still doing well

 

[SubmarineGirl]

View attachment 340910
Some bananna peppers ,onions and some googootsa ( schlong squash!)
I and my security orchestrated the extraction whilest smoking a cigar and me pipe

Someone brought me back one of those squash from NY once. It was the first time I had seen one. This is only the second. How do you cook them. Not like a southern girl like I did I’ll bet…

 

[joeb631a]

That’s some squash right there now.

I try not to talk about it.

 

[joeb631a]

Someone brought me back one of those squash from NY once. It was the first time I had seen one. This is only the second. How do you cook them. Not like a southern girl like I did I’ll bet…

The way I eat it is I move it around my plate the same way I do kale .
I wait for a right moment ,I relocate it to a undetected location.
I discard it with extreme prejudice.
I resume looking like I did before said altercation.
Use distracting or funny conversation.
works most of the time.

 

[joeb631a]

This is what I picked. No more squash here. But the peppers are still doing well
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Nice oh Subbie of the Adriatic sea!
My haul is going to a neighbor.
Getting peppered out and tomatoes are coming in a close second.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

The way I eat it is I move it around my plate the same way I do kale .
I wait for a right moment ,I relocate it to a undetected location.
I discard it with extreme prejudice.
I resume looking like I did before said altercation.
Use distracting or funny conversation.
works most of the time.

LMFAO you my friend are a card

 

[boo]

Coupla years ago I used all my Thompsen cigar points and anything i could to buy a triple torch Calibri lighter for after done for $25
It was around $120
I would never spend that on a lighter Im destine to lose
This SOB uses more gas than one of your hot rods
It has a temp hotter than my "B" tank or my mapp gas torch.
Just got 5 pack deals from them and a lot are 5 inch cigars
( smoking a nice perdamo and make me think of you)
Well I was lighting a short, mostly smoked cigar and I hit my nose.
Ho Lee Fok got my attention
Sat. is a tour race at riverhead race way
got a dime size burn on mine snoz
Im even uglier now

I've got a Bugatti and another triple headed cigar torches that I swear you could sweat a copper pipe with...I've had my mustache since college and torched one side using a torch to light a roach while stoned...it was difficult to cut the good half off...

 

[joeb631a]

I've got a Bugatti and another triple headed cigar torches that I swear you could sweat a copper pipe with...I've had my mustache since college and torched one side using a torch to light a roach while stoned...it was difficult to cut the good half off...

My nose shares your pain.
I like the torches and good outside but my next one is a double torch.
hot AF

 

[joeb631a]

LMFAO you my friend are a card

 

[pute]

I s!eep with veggies this time if year..... neighbors love me....except for the squash....

 

[joeb631a]

I s!eep with veggies this time if year..... neighbors love me....except for the squash....

wish I could grow double stuffed oreos

 

[SubmarineGirl]

wish I could grow double stuffed oreos

They take twice the cal-mag as the single ones