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I don't remember this one ..
I think you are just harvesting too early. You know how tempting that is …
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Looks and sounds familiar
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UFO TIME FOR WALTIE-- Awright, just 30 minutes ago, I was standing out in the dark, doing my morning ritual of trying to truly see Andromeda Galaxy (faint purple glow). The early darkness was totally still, with light clouds.
*FLASH* A brilliant light -- much like a flashbulb -- had gone off over to my right partially hidden by the high branches of some of my pine trees. As I was walking to get a better look at that part of the sky --
*FLASH* Again, a 1/100th second brilliance seemed to almost light the place I was now standing at. <-- Bad English, but I am a bit rattled. To continue: But this time, the flash was in clear sky but not really where I was looking... it had moved quite a ways from the first flash.
It was clearly just above most the scattered cloud layer. It got reflected from a couple of clouds. OK, just a curiousity, right. Wait for the denouement (day-noom-wah):
While I was searching that section, the third flash went off directly above the second one. It was miles high. That one, I happened to be looking straight at.
I am a pragmatist.
My conclusion: There is tech or organics on our planet about which I am not aware.
*FLASH* A brilliant light -- much like a flashbulb -- had gone off over to my right partially hidden by the high branches of some of my pine trees. As I was walking to get a better look at that part of the sky --
*FLASH* Again, a 1/100th second brilliance seemed to almost light the place I was now standing at. <-- Bad English, but I am a bit rattled. To continue: But this time, the flash was in clear sky but not really where I was looking... it had moved quite a ways from the first flash.
It was clearly just above most the scattered cloud layer. It got reflected from a couple of clouds. OK, just a curiousity, right. Wait for the denouement (day-noom-wah):
While I was searching that section, the third flash went off directly above the second one. It was miles high. That one, I happened to be looking straight at.
I am a pragmatist.
My conclusion: There is tech or organics on our planet about which I am not aware.
NewbOldster
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I was painting the ceiling in my wife's bathroom. It was July, and I had a fan in the window to pull the fumes out. Big old glob of paint fell off the roller into my 'stache. I didn't want to stop, and I figgered I could just pick the paint out of my facial foliage. I couldn't. Ended up cutting my whole cookie duster off. Like you, I'd had it all my adult life.
Later, I was in the shower. Ma came home, stuck her head in the bathroom door to say hi. When I peeked around the shower curtain my reception was less than pleasant. She called me a smelly orifice (sorry, mods), in fact, and slammed the door. lol
To this day she swears I did it on purpose. I did not. Not Back Then.
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It's 0530 at my house right now, and when I walk outside I see a satellite in the Eastern sky, above the horizon.
Many years ago when I still lived in Florida I was having my morning coffee while leaning on the hood of my pickup, looking to the west toward the Gulf. I saw a similar light in the sky, above the western horizon. I'd never seen it there before, and I watched for a bit. Then it moved across the sky in total silence from the western horizon to the eastern horizon in maybe 1.5-2 seconds, disappearing into the morning sky.
"My conclusion: There is tech or organics on our planet about which I am not aware."
I fully concur.
The Grocer asked should he wrap it or would he be wearing it home
Cataracts?
Stop it Roster. He isn't going to spoon with you. Your like a school girl seeing a Harley for the 1st time.
LOL Jealous...................................................Stop it Roster. He isn't going to spoon with you. Your like a school girl seeing a Harley.
Lets see a hopper biked up pic
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Rincolns, arsehole. You need to acquire a positive IQ. Sometimes your humor has the power of a falling fig: A fig newton. Worth half of a large intestine: a semicolon. Hey... not bad, Unca.
Lessee... you have a million aches, right? That's a megahertz. Speaking of millions, if you have a million-million microphones, you have one megaphone. Do the math.
Can we get way back up to the 8th grade wit and wisdom level for another moment? My **** may not be 12 inches long, but it smells like a foot.
IQ button pressed. Fagjoke button disabled (momentarily, don't panic).
What I saw this morning was not Roster level stuff. It was really spectacular from an intelligence POV.
Considering the learned response, I can suddenly understand why many folks just do not mention these observed events to strangers.
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Is that wishful thinking on your part Patwi?
Thank God is was a joke and a set up. They are just kids having fun no matter what color they are.
Although I wouldn't put it past the assholes in Chicago or a Fking redneck Hillbilly with a sheet over his head.
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