The Original Old Farts Club

[joeb631a]

The waitress asked Joe
Piece of pumpkin pie joe ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I make it a point to have consumed a pumpkin pie for thanksgiving and one for Christmas .
No whippy cream ,tryin to watch me figure

 

[NewbOldster]

they say it helps build up tolerances .
if you have allergies eat local honey

Oddly, I have no allergies to speak of. No pollen issues, no hay fever, nothin'. Bee and wasp/hornet stings have no affect on me, except to hurt a little. That poison ivy fooks me up, though.
I got into it so bad when I was 12 that my eyelids would stick shut at night and I'd have to pry them open in the morning. I know exactly what the stuff looks like, and when I moved to Misery I bought my house in winter. Next spring I was out there with my weed whacker and no shirt on, clearing my 'new yard' of all those things the previous owner didn't mess with.
A-PAIR-ENTLY I didn't recognize all the poison ivy at the edge of my back yard, next to the woods. I had that shtuff all down my back, across my chest, in the crack of my backside, under my arms...had to go to the doc and get steroids to get rid of it. 12 pills, 11 pills, 10 pills a day, every day until it was just one pill.
I have jars and jars of honey - I even have some Mike's Hot Honey (it's AWESOME!). I get extra Orange Blossom Honey whenever I go to Florida to see my sister.

 

[RosterMan]

I make it a point to have consumed a pumpkin pie for thanksgiving and one for Christmas .
No whippy cream ,tryin to watch me figure

Yes I agree If one eats them correctly no extra cream is ever needed. Maybe a little strawberry oil..........

 

[RosterMan]

Oh wait I should have said Honey

 

[user 60570]

Hey @bigsur51 Every time I find old guys who rode hard
They always look like you, LOL You are a male model right?
It's OK to admit it , things are much different now in the WOKE world.

let’s ride motherfuckers!

 

[NewbOldster]

let’s ride motherfuckers!




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Hey! Guys? Wait for me guys! I can hang, honest! My hog's on order!

 

[WeedHopper]

let’s ride motherfuckers!




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I'll meet you there,, in my truck.

 

[RosterMan]

let’s ride motherfuckers!




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Badass No wonder a certain girl here digs ya so much
Hell even now Im starting to get a shine in my eye for ya LOL

 

[RosterMan]

No Queens seat for Joe?

 

[user 60606]

fafo

 

[RosterMan]

 

[Africanna]

Morning everybody, happy fry-day eve. Gotta go to pre op tomorrow morning, not looking forward to this but I know it will not get better on it's own. Got a free concert this weekend, country night Friday, rock on Saturday. One of the bands Saturday is tonic, saw them here once before and ready to see em again. They do a good show. Yall have a great day.

Best to you sir

 

[user 60606]

Commercial Driver's License depts in virtually every state now allows for language translators for all tests .. what could go wrong

 

[joeb631a]

No Queens seat for Joe?

that the seat you always rode on with the "BIG" burly Village people like men who liked "driving" you around

No Queens seat for Joe?

You talked about me being in the Queens seat and you're coming on to Big.
no wonder you are not good at bingo.

and were changing the day and not telling you.

 

[NewbOldster]

No Queens seat for Joe?

"Queen's Seat"? That's not what I've always heard it called...

 

[NewbOldster]

Commercial Driver's License depts in virtually every state now allows for language translators for all tests .. what could go wrong

A buddy of mine drives for ABF out of Salt Lake City. Some of the stories he tells me turns my hair gray(er).

Let's not even get started on worker's visas for truck drivers...

 

[joeb631a]

"Queen's Seat"? That's not what I've always heard it called...

I think he is confusing it with one of his sex toys

 

[pute]

All work is done and I beat the rain. Rest of the day is mine to waste. Wish I could go and do this....Was fishing with a friend.....Cannarado. Many of you have smoked his herb good breeder. Big you ride your bike I will walk a small stream for these.

 

[joeb631a]

All work is done and I beat the rain. Rest of the day is mine to waste. Wish I could go and do this....Was fishing with a friend.....Cannarado. Many of you have smoked his herb good breeder. Big you ride your bike I will walk a small stream for these.

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stream may be small ,the fish is not! nice

 

[joeb631a]

Boo ,
Show this to Ivan ,that dog did not listen to his Boss either and got put to work.