The Original Old Farts Club

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An old Jewish Rabi was seated next to a young Catholic priest on a long flight. The young priest spent most of the flight trying to convert the Rabi.
The plane crashed. As the priest was digging himself out of the wreckage, he saw the rabi acting like he was making the sign of the cross. He rushed over and said, "I guess I converted you. Why else would you be making the sign of the cross?"
The old rabi said, "Vat cross? I was checking spectacles, testicals, vallet, and vatch."
 

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