The Original Old Farts Club

[user 60570]

I’m with you. It was just a conversation anyway…

and we need conversation/communication

situational awareness and all that stuff


Some stuff , not directed at anyone , period.

 

[BudSniffer]

I just got stung by a fargin bee. Working in the garden and I guess the little guy didn't like me messing around in there. Only hurt for a few seconds.....the sting pretty much went away once I got the stinger out. Guess I better be a little bit more aware of the little guys in the future. Love having them there as the keep everything pollinated.

If it was a honey bee, you had to have mashed him, or brushed against him...They won't sting unless directly hit, mashed, etc...or if you are too close to the hive. If stinger was suck in you, was a honey bee. They die after they sting, that's why they don't until it's something dire. I had honey bee hives for 9 years, had to let them go in 2020...I sure miss them.

 

[joeb631a]

I used to use a pinch of wet tobacco to take the sting out of a bee sting, but I was on Question Mark's tour bus burning one with his manager and got stung by one of those brown hornets. He asked me if I wanted to take the pain away instantly. Well, hell yes! He took me back to the kitchen and grabbed a bottle of something that looked like salt & pepper mixed. He poured some into my hand and dribbled a little water on it and told me to mix it up into a paste and rub it on my sting. Sure as hell, the pain went away. He said it would come back in a few minutes so keep the paste in my hand ready. When it did come back, I rubbed it in again and it was gone for good.

Wanna know what the miracle paste was? Adolf's meat tenderizer. TINS.

I would question anybody who wanted to put Adolf's meat tenderizer on me, number 1.
Number 2, I am already tender.

 

[joeb631a]

and we need conversation/communication

situational awareness and all that stuff


Some stuff , not directed at anyone , period.

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you get none of that, every third Thursday of the month at bingo !
bring snacks ,cash ,no checks

 

[pute]

I used to use a pinch of wet tobacco to take the sting out of a bee sting, but I was on Question Mark's tour bus burning one with his manager and got stung by one of those brown hornets. He asked me if I wanted to take the pain away instantly. Well, hell yes! He took me back to the kitchen and grabbed a bottle of something that looked like salt & pepper mixed. He poured some into my hand and dribbled a little water on it and told me to mix it up into a paste and rub it on my sting. Sure as hell, the pain went away. He said it would come back in a few minutes so keep the paste in my hand ready. When it did come back, I rubbed it in again and it was gone for good.

Wanna know what the miracle paste was? Adolf's meat tenderizer. TINS.

This was just a little honey bee. Nothing like getting stung by a Hornet or a Wasp. I don't even feel it now. My neighbor next door has a bee hive and I love having it there. Really helps the garden. A bee sting every once in a while is well worth it.

 

[user 60570]

you get none of that, every third Thursday of the month at bingo !
bring snacks ,cash ,no checks

can I bring some old clothes that Irene accidentally left at my place last time she was here?



coffee girls are having pasta for lunch

 

[WeedHopper]

This was just a little honey bee. Nothing like getting stung by a Hornet or a Wasp. I don't even feel it now. My neighbor next door has a bee hive and I love having it there. Really helps the garden. A bee sting every once in a while is well worth it.

Wife got stung by one the other day and she said it didn't really even hurt.
They say bee stings can actually be good for you.

 

[user 60570]

my daughter was stung by one of those big bumble bees , right between the eyes

when I got home from work and saw her I did not know who it was , thought a neighborhood kid came over to play

 

[WeedHopper]

Those bastards hurt like a mother fker.

 

[user 60570]

Those bastards hurt like a mother fker.

she has an epi pen with her now 24/7

must be her moms genetics , not mine

i got bit by a copperhead , sumbitch climbed in my sleeping bag and bit the shit out of me all night

I just thought it was some Oklahoma chiggers

bit me 14 times and only thing happened was my nose grew about 5 inches

 

[joeb631a]

This was just a little honey bee. Nothing like getting stung by a Hornet or a Wasp. I don't even feel it now. My neighbor next door has a bee hive and I love having it there. Really helps the garden. A bee sting every once in a while is well worth it.

I had a pair of hives 20 feet from my Brothers back door and no one ever got stung.
They are attracted to the banana smell and will be alarmed over that smell.
With bees in a hive its how you approach the girls and the way you approach the girls.
My buddy Spetzel is a German tank around them and many times gets chased back into his house by them .
Funny ,his wife a sweet Angel of a Woman chases him out of the house too.
His shop with alexa and a complete kitchen is his only safe space.
When he built it he did a google search on how far a woman on the average would walk from the house to a shop on the same property. He put his shop 20 feet further than that.

 

[joeb631a]

can I bring some old clothes that Irene accidentally left at my place last time she was here?



coffee girls are having pasta for lunch



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light sauce with Her is desert

 

[user 60570]

light sauce with Her is desert

she learned her good manners from her mom and two aunts



that is Irene on the end….she doesn't do pasta but she has other skills

 

[joeb631a]

the END is near!

run for your lives!

If this is the end you are talking about .Im there and in control

 

[pute]

I got bit by the Love Bug when I met Mrs Pute. I don't think I ever got the stinger out. 50th Anniversary this year.

 

[WeedHopper]

she has an epi pen with her now 24/7

must be her moms genetics , not mine

i got bit by a copperhead , sumbitch climbed in my sleeping bag and bit the shit out of me all night

I just thought it was some Oklahoma chiggers

bit me 14 times and only thing happened was my nose grew about 5 inches

You had me for a minute ya fker.

 

[joeb631a]

she learned her good manners from her mom and two aunts



that is Irene on the end….she doesn't do pasta but she has other skills





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Oh Cara Mias why?
must you make me cry?
Linguini oh so sweet.
now nothing left to eat!
have some rigatoni if interested.

 

[user 60570]

If this is the end you are talking about .Im there and in control
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now see that photo right there , it is on the edge , I mean i can just about tell you what religion she is from 50 yards away

but hey , I ain’t in a position to make the call nor am I a Supreme Court Judge who defined pornography by saying he could not describe it but knew it when he saw it

some take offense , others see art , I am glad we are all different , it would be so boring if we were all the same eh

 

[joeb631a]

I got bit by the Love Bug when I met Mrs Pute. I don't think I ever got the stinger out. 50th Anniversary this year.

Be thankful you were not at summer camp !
Things could have been different.

 

[joeb631a]

now see that photo right there , it is on the edge , I mean i can just about tell you what religion she is from 50 yards away

but hey , I ain’t in a position to make the call nor am I a Supreme Court Judge who defined pornography by saying he could not describe it but knew it when he saw it

some take offense , others see art , I am glad we are all different , it would be so boring if we were all the same eh

now see that photo right there , it is on the edge , I mean i can just about tell you what religion she is from 50 yards away

but hey , I ain’t in a position to make the call nor am I a Supreme Court Judge who defined pornography by saying he could not describe it but knew it when he saw it

some take offense , others see art , I am glad we are all different , it would be so boring if we were all the same eh

You're lookin at the wrong spot Brother ..