The Original Old Farts Club

[Hippie420]

Hope it works out to be a great opportunity.

Less miles and home every night? A win-win for sure!

could you send another horses ass then?
We may be barbequing!

Horse meat is good. It's considered a delicacy in France. It's like real bison though. Gotta put butter or olive oil in the pan 'cause there ain't much fat to it.

"What we have here is a failure to communicate."

Bubba

 

[Hippie420]

maybe that is why they say “ we are practicing medicine “

I was talking to a doctor one time at a hospital where we were both working during lunch. We talked about our trades, and eventually he mentioned that there was one big difference between our trades. I was prepared to here the "I spent X amount of money and X amount of time in school", to which I said, "The biggest difference in our trades is that I have to fix or live with my mistakes, and you get to bury yours." Pretty much ended the conversation.

 

[NewbOldster]

OK who has soft hands here
I bet someone who worked in a office would be best for the job. Certainly not a wrench turner

Leaves me out, darnit.
I'm a retireded mechanic.

 

[user 60570]

Off to the Salt Mines!

 

[WeedHopper]

Less miles and home every night? A win-win for sure!

Horse meat is good. It's considered a delicacy in France. It's like real bison though. Gotta put butter or olive oil in the pan 'cause there ain't much fat to it.

They fed us horse meat a few times in prison. Shit looks kinda red even when cooked and too salty for me.

 

[WeedHopper]

I was talking to a doctor one time at a hospital where we were both working during lunch. We talked about our trades, and eventually he mentioned that there was one big difference between our trades. I was prepared to here the "I spent X amount of money and X amount of time in school", to which I said, "The biggest difference in our trades is that I have to fix or live with my mistakes, and you get to bury yours." Pretty much ended the conversation.

Now that was fking funny. True as hell but funny.

 

[joeb631a]

Now that was fking funny. True as hell but funny.

I remember a story where a mechanic is talking to a doctor and said '" Doc ! We do kind of the same thing !
You work on heart valves we work on valves too ! You work on breathing and high blood pressure ,we work on intake air and oil pressure .water pumps ,hearts ,its the same stuff !
Doctor then said " Try doing all that stuff while the car is running !"

 

[joeb631a]

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[joeb631a]

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I like that way

 

[partyboobs]

I like that way

Think I have that one too

 

[joeb631a]

From what? Who do you work for?

Other men have been locked up for such acts LOL
Only You

I was nice..

 

[joeb631a]

From what? Who do you work for?

couldnt help it and the time was ripe.

 

[joeb631a]

 

[joeb631a]

Taking a karate class this fall.
its a small class

 

[joeb631a]

This video was obtained by an unknown source.
Evidence leads to exist that one of our esteemed members of this groups had this video taken on his most recent fishing trip unbeknown to him.
Part of the evidence also came about due to the lack of any known evidence of his said fishing trip.
Till now

 

[user 60606]

The only thing that can take this site down is Politics and Religion on the open forum which we don't allow.
Butt cheeks ain't one of them.

Hope you get the job brother

 

[joeb631a]

Words of Widom spoken there

 

[pute]

I just got stung by a fargin bee. Working in the garden and I guess the little guy didn't like me messing around in there. Only hurt for a few seconds.....the sting pretty much went away once I got the stinger out. Guess I better be a little bit more aware of the little guys in the future. Love having them there as the keep everything pollinated.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Personally I think we should leave well enough alone. We have it pretty good here. We don't know what we have until it is gone.

I’m with you. It was just a conversation anyway…

 

[Hippie420]

I used to use a pinch of wet tobacco to take the sting out of a bee sting, but I was on Question Mark's tour bus burning one with his manager and got stung by one of those brown hornets. He asked me if I wanted to take the pain away instantly. Well, hell yes! He took me back to the kitchen and grabbed a bottle of something that looked like salt & pepper mixed. He poured some into my hand and dribbled a little water on it and told me to mix it up into a paste and rub it on my sting. Sure as hell, the pain went away. He said it would come back in a few minutes so keep the paste in my hand ready. When it did come back, I rubbed it in again and it was gone for good.

Wanna know what the miracle paste was? Adolf's meat tenderizer. TINS.