The Original Old Farts Club

[joeb631a]

One of the best line in the whole movie

I am fluent in the Godfather .
A great well known line .
A great line in Italian was when Clemenza said "Hey Paulie ! you fart? Paulie replied Oh no Oh no not me
It may have been his last fart!

 

[joeb631a]

Sadly, it's the same here and the trend of times in Portland.

The have nots go to where the haves live to score. They probably steal from each other too, it's just less productive because they don't have much.

Not only steal, but trash property just for shits, giggles, and meanness.

cut out a eye and cut off a hand is good advertising that works

 

[NewbOldster]

Well according to the 1930s commies once "the necessary idiots" get the right people in office they will be dealt with. Usually ends with a mass grave. You would think someone would pick up a history book?

Gotta be literate. That's been covered, too.

 

[Hippie420]

That reminds me, I need to order some of those trip wire deals that blasts off shotgun shells blanks.

Bubba

Why blanks? Bird shot at chin level is a great deterrent.

The Lights are much brighter here.....

You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares......

I said the same thing ,and my Commander went to work ! im safe for now

I tell people that the reason I wear my ZZ top length beard is to cover up the bruises from the constant beatings the Old Hen puts on me.

 

[giggy]

Morning all, back at the grind.

 

[NewbOldster]

Why blanks? Bird shot at chin level is a great deterrent.

You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares......

I tell people that the reason I wear my ZZ top length beard is to cover up the bruises from the constant beatings the Old Hen puts on me.

I have very little body hair. Grew a "beard" once. Took about 7 months to get a straggly 4-5 inches or so. At first, it was like "Cool...I don't have to shave twice a week anymore."

Getting past the scratchy part was brutal, and I found out I was spending more time daily keeping the scraggle as well-kempt as possible than I was keeping my face whisker free weekly. lol

 

[joeb631a]

Why blanks? Bird shot at chin level is a great deterrent.

You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares......

I tell people that the reason I wear my ZZ top length beard is to cover up the bruises from the constant beatings the Old Hen puts on me.

Smart and stops a lot of questions !

 

[dogster]

I don't use a razor as it wrecks my skin.
If my ridiculously thick beard gets longer than a inch it itches and drives me insane.
So ones every couple weeks I mow it with the dog trimmers.
Same unit does my beard,balls and the dogs ass.

 

[joeb631a]

I don't use a razor as it wrecks my skin.
If my ridiculously thick beard gets longer than a inch it itches and drives me insane.
So ones every couple weeks I mow it with the dog trimmers.
Same unit does my beard,balls and the dogs ass.

who says men dont multi task !

 

[pute]

I had a beard for twenty years. I grew it to look older......I cut it off to look younger!

 

[giggy]

I have very little body hair. Grew a "beard" once. Took about 7 months to get a straggly 4-5 inches or so. At first, it was like "Cool...I don't have to shave twice a week anymore."

Getting past the scratchy part was brutal, and I found out I was spending more time daily keeping the scraggle as well-kempt as possible than I was keeping my face whisker free weekly. lol

My beard doesn't grow long, it is a bush.

 

[boo]

me, I've got a long beard, gets caught in my zipper is not careful...
bubba, I ordered 5 for 100 bucks, they do the job quite well but they MUST be 4' from the ground or my boys will trip them...falling branches also set them off...my first accidental discharge went off one night, I headed out for blood with the boys and found a branch on one of the wires...

 

[user 60606]

My beard doesn't grow long, it is a bush.

ditto

 

[user 60606]

me, I've got a long beard, gets caught in my zipper is not careful...
bubba, I ordered 5 for 100 bucks, they do the job quite well but they MUST be 4' from the ground or my boys will trip them...falling branches also set them off...my first accidental discharge went off one night, I headed out for blood with the boys and found a branch on one of the wires...

but ... they work


my methy neighbor got jailhouse brisket yesterday .. yippee yi

 

[boo]

oh they certainly do...if my neighbor to the west gives me any more shiit about Ivan he's gonna know what they sound like...the charge should be at 4' aff and 6' from the bumper for maximum effect...I plan on tagging his front door with a laser when he goes inside...that green light should let him know he's an easy target...he made the mistake of threatening Ivan for being in his yard...I don't believe he understands what he's doing...

 

[user 60606]

some peeps are just clucks

 

[user 60606]

only 1 inch of recorded rainfall in our area in 3+ months .. not good



I fed my neighbor's pitties sirloin scraps this mornin' .. they are like 30-06 s ... hard and fast

 

[WeedHopper]

I had a beard for twenty years. I grew it to look older......I cut it off to look younger!

And shaved his butt to make it more appealing.

 

[pute]

only 1 inch of recorded rainfall in our area in 3+ months .. not good



I fed my neighbor's pitties sirloin scraps this mornin' .. they are like 30-06 s ... hard and fast

We got 1.3"two days ago. Wet year here.

 

[pute]

And shaved his butt to make it more appealing.

I don't and never did have a hair on my ass. But my butt is pretty.... exit only!